How would you respond if I.....

[Scotsman]

I'd hug you like the only man in the world who can hug. mmm, toasted sandwich!!

How would you respond if you saw me on the news wrongly accused of fraud against the state? (I don't even know where that came from)

 

[EveWasFramed]

Ahhh heavenly. I'd gratefully consume them in no time.

How would you respond if someone you were dating proposed to you at a fancy restaurant?

Probably start choking on my food/beverage and explain that Im just not ready for something that serious at the moment. lol
Then DIE from choking.

How would you respond if someone you care about did something really sweet for you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

How would you respond if you saw me on the news wrongly accused of fraud against the state? (I don't even know where that came from)

I'd try to reach you to ask what happened!

Probably start choking on my food/beverage and explain that Im just not ready for something that serious at the moment. lol
Then DIE from choking.

How would you respond if someone you care about did something really sweet for you?

LOL

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'd be super touched I might even cry.

How would you respond if 2 of our currently active members announced their upcoming marriage?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd stare in shocked disbelief. lol

How would you respond if our dear Scottish Hotness asked you to accompany him on a grand European adventure?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ahhhhh let's go, Eve, you come along just in case he needs to be clubbed!

How would you respond if you got a surprise delivery of a new furniture set?

 

[Scotsman]

Why am I getting clubbed? I did nothing!!! Bloody women!!

How would you respond if I held you captive at an undisclosed location in Europe?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id be OK with that as long as the company was good and the food was decent.

How would you respond if I said you'd won six round trip tickets to anywhere you wanted to fly, but you had to take five other people from ALL with you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Oohhhh I'd totally go for it and I'll say Eve, you'd be one of the deserving people. you totally need a break!

How would you respond if I said you're one of the 5 people I'm taking with me to go on this ALL trip?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd hug you!!!

How would you respond when I asked who else was going??

 

[Scotsman]

I'd be delighted and you, LadyF, Shipster, 9006 would be on the list (That keeps LadyF happy) then it's a toss up between Edward W and Rosebolt. I need 7 tickets. Actually 8 WWC has to go too. I cant bear any of them missing out, i'll relinquish my ticket.

How would you respond if I told you I was Barack Obama?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd ask you if one ticket can represent two people? I'd be torn to pick!

How would you respond if I asked you for some ice-cream?

 

[Scotsman]

I was a bit late

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd ask you if one ticket can represent two people? I'd be torn to pick!

How would you respond if I asked you for some ice-cream?

I'd say that I made a mistake and you actually won SEVEN tickets.

How would you respond then?

 

[Scotsman]

See my previous answer

 

[EveWasFramed]

OK...dammit, Im posting in so many threads Im getting confused, lol.

Or maybe that's the sleep deprivation.

How would you respond if I fell out of this thread?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd expect others to follow.

How would you respond if you saw a ghost of me?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Impossible - you aren't dead.

How would you respond if I said I want your sunglasses?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd give you them, I have a collection.

How would you respond if I turned up at your house with the afore-mentioned sunglasses donation?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Why...Id invite you in for tea, of course! And then happly accept donated sunglasses.

How would you respond if I offered to send you a postcard from my state?

 

[Scotsman]

It'd go right on my fridge next to the picture of my cat. Well my mums cat but she's really mine, all 3 of us know that.

How would you respond if I said 'oh my god, let me show you how to make tea?'