How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

I'll let you and see that it's the same process as I make it.

How would you respond if I invited you for a sleepover?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd totally come with my sleeping bag!

How would you respond if I said Id be there in two hours?

 

[Scotsman]

That can't be true. I'll show all of you how to make tea.

I'd come in a heartbeat. Your sofa better be plenty comfy, I like to spread out I do.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ohhh make space for Scotsman then.

How would you respond if Scotsman comes over for a sleepover and just takes up all the space there is to sleep?!

 

[Scotsman]

You two would be bloody sharing. I needs my space. I'm bringing a video camera for no reason. It's cool.

How would you respond if you couldn't wake me in the morning?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd throw water in your face and tell you to get your lazy ass off the couch cuz we all have fun stuff to get to.

How would you respond if you found ants in your cup?

 

[Scotsman]

I'm guessing i'd say 'f*ck the ants, i'm soaked!! I was dreaming about being a gigolo and everything, thanks you guys, sake' Or words to that effect.

How would you respond if I was mobbed by the public on an outing with you and LadyF? (i'd respond with panic, for the record)

 

[EveWasFramed]

Why that's an easy one. I'd just pull out my club and get to swinging. :club:
Id save you!

How would you respond if I saved you from the mob? ( lol, I typed "mod" twice before getting "mob" right)

 

[Scotsman]

I'd gladly bow to my saviour

How would you respond if everywhere we went we were photographed by papparazzi?

 

[EveWasFramed]

See above clubbing answer.

How would you respond if you got to meet the Queen?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd tell her I felt there was no place for an over privileged monarch in the 21st century.

How would you respond if I told you i'd been knighted and the correct way to address me was 'Sir'?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd club you. Sir. :club:

How would you respond if you suddenly discovered that the girl next door had a crush on you?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd be as dignified as possible, assuming her crush wasn't reciprocated. I'd try to save any blushes and be flattered.

How would you respond if I left the forum? (yes, a self indulgent question)

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd be as dignified as possible, assuming her crush wasn't reciprocated. I'd try to save any blushes and be flattered.

How would you respond if I left the forum? (yes, a self indulgent question)

I'd be crushed, of course. Who else would I club and shooot with Nerf bullets?

How would you respond if I demanded you stay or I'd cry?

 

[Scotsman]

I can't have anyone crying.

How would you respond if I learned to repel nerf bullets!

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id find something else to shoot you with?

How would you respond if I said I have to be up for work in 3.5 hours?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd say goodnight and not give another question, just to ensure you go to bed.

 

[EveWasFramed]

lol (hug) Passes on question and prepares to leave.

 

[ladyforsaken]

G'night Eve!

How would you respond if all the songs in your playlist plays the voice of someone threatening to kill you?

 

[Scotsman]

Listen to my own singing voice in my head. angelic it is

How would you respond if someone kept eating all your bread but you could never discover who?