How would you respond if I.....

[EveWasFramed]

Id laugh when the police took you away - I have a 7 year old daughter so Id have already called the police.

How would you respond if you went to jail for lewd behavior?

TO Edward - same response - call the police and have you arrested, lol.

 

[perfanoff]

Haha. I'd tell them they got the wrong guy.

How would you respond if you went to jail for the recently added crime of non-lewd behavior?

 

[Cavey]

Whip it out and prove my innocence? Ugh, that sounds so wrong.

How would you respond if I bought you the world's ugliest sweater?

 

[Edward W]

Smile sweetly and say thank you, then bless the homeless with your 'gift'

How would you respond if you saw a homeless person wearing the sweater you gave me?

 

[Cavey]

Come around for tea, smile sweetly, then hide prawns on your curtain rails.

How would you respond if your living area suddenly started smelling like a rotting corpse?

 

[Scotsman]

Look for a corpse!!

How would you respond if you were mobbed in the street and bound in cling film then painted luminous green?

 

[Edward W]

Not much till I was freed I guess.

How would you respond if I called you to rescue me from a mob?

 

[Scotsman]

Evaluate size, scale and aggression levels of said mob, conduct a risk assessment then make a final decision to be put before a committee for ratification.

How would you respond if I was really the only person you call on for such help?

 

[Edward W]

I'd feel confident you could save me, just you showing up and looking at the mob from above your sunglasses would be enough to disperse them.

How would you respond if I asked to try on your glasses?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd attach my security chain then hand them over. Then sweat slightly until I got them back. Or just hand them over without a worry.

How would you respond if, as I took my glasses off, you saw that I had suns in my eye sockets?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Burn? lol

How would you react if a member of this forum suddenly started to stalk you?

 

[Edward W]

Be sure not to give out my address... ha ha ha haaaaaa!

How would you respond if I hacked the site and made everyones avatar into a kittenz?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd be totally OK with that.

How would you respond if I said I eat kittens?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd ponder what I consider reasonable reality to be. And take your kitten stained club from you

How would you respond if I offered to pay travel costs and invited every ALL member to a party?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id accept, of course.

How would you respond if I asked if you'd also FEED us all?

 

[Scotsman]

Food is always taken care of. That's a must.

How would you respond if the party was overrun by cute kittens?

 

[Edward W]

'Oh hai, sorry we invaded tha partee, we heard ther waz foodz?'

How would you respond if I answered every post as my avatar?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would still love you.

How would you respond if I grew some flowers for you in your garden?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

I'd cut them and make a bouquet for you
how would u respond to me doing that for you?

 

[Rosebolt]

Mildly freaked out.

How would you respond if i were to "vanish" off the earth for five years?