How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

I'd set up a cam to record the mysterious movement of bread.

How would you respond if you couldn't see anyone really eating the bread?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd assume it was magic bread and phone Oprah!

How would you respond if cats were a minimum 4ft tall?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Wow, that'd be cool to hug. But would they still be cute and adorable?

How would you respond if you saw a white ghostly figure hovering by your bed at night?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd probably flirt with it

How would you respond if it never got light outside?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Lmao flirt with it.

Wow, I think I might actually enjoy it. But electricity bills will be a bitch though.

 

[Rosebolt]

YOU BROKE THE GAME.

How would you respond if you forgot asking a question?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Oops sorry lol. I totally missed it.

I would go ^ like that lol.

How would you respond if I pointed out your silly error?

 

[Rosebolt]

Learn from it.

How would you respond if i started stalking you 24/7?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd question your motives!

How would you respond if someone admitted to being your stalker?

 

[Rosebolt]

Depends on the person.

How would you respond if you had to go to work but were too tired?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd usually push myself to go for it. Rare occasion I'd give in. :\

(I realise we haven't been following the rule of the game much - it's "how would you respond if I.." not "how would you respond if")

How would you respond if I baked 8 pizzas in one day?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd have me a few slices of pizza

How would you respond if you woke up and had a tail?

 

[Edward W]

I'd see if I could use it to scratch my back, ooo - just there, yeeeeeaaaahhhh!

How would you respond if I stole all your Pizza?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd laugh because I dont have any pizza for you to steal.

How would you respond if I asked you to send me a postcard?

 

[Edward W]

PM me your address and I'll find something local to send!

How would you respond if I sent a cold pizza instead of a postcard?

 

[9006]

EDIT - cba

 

[EveWasFramed]

With a club. :club:

How would you respond if I offered to share my lunch with you?

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LOL, I guess that response could be to both of your posts, but I wouldnt club someone who sent me flowers

 

[Scotsman]

I'd start tucking in

How would you respond if I confessed to a crime?

 

[Cavey]

It would depend on what it is. I'd pretend I didn't hear most things, but anything involving the mistreatment of women or children and I'd use your testicles as my personal set of bongo drums.

How would you respond if I stripped off my clothing and ran around your front lawn?

 

[Edward W]

Ask you if you could cut it whilst you were there... and then draw the curtains.

How would you respond if I asked you to do the laundry as well?