How would you respond if I.....

[Rosebolt]

Feel like a weakling for not being able to hold off a little kitten.

How would you respond if you knew but didn't want to know?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd try to forget.

How would you respond if I bought you a bolo tie?

 

[Rosebolt]

Thank you kindly.

How would you respond if you heard a burglar in your house at night?

 

[Shipster0958]

Get the bat.

How would you respond if you lost your thumbs?

 

[Rosebolt]

Figure out a new way to use a guitar pick.

How would you respond if your hands and feet were switched with each other?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd find handstands so much easier to do.

How would you respond if you started slowly fading away over 48 hours?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'll give my goodbye speech to everyone I love and care for.

NOTE: It's how would you respond if I, people.

How would you respond if I took something you truly treasure and broke it to pieces?

 

[Scotsman]

Haha!! Ok. 'I' it is

I'd talk to you and try to figure why you did it, it can't have been for no reason.

How would you respond if I lost my sunglasses and had to leave?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be happy about the lost glasses but not the leaving!! I'd pin you on a thread and you'll be here forever - without the glasses.

How would you respond if I told you I'll cook for you everyday, and forever now?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd start thinking about the wonderful bounty of food I'm about to receive, and that I need to exercise more. I'd also suspect you were a 'feeder'

How would you respond if I offered to do your job 3 days a week but give you the money?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Whoaaaaaaa really? Come on over! I'll provide the lodging.

How would you respond if I told you that you can't go out of your house for the rest of your life?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd ask if you were cool with doing all that cooking in my red and black house.

How would you respond if I told you I was lactose, wheat, gluten, protein, carb, starch, shellfish and fruit intolerant? Good luck with the cooking

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd say I wasn't feeding you.

How would you respond if I told you I was a hobbit?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd look at your weird feet, despite my phobia!!

How would you respond if I told you things about yourself that only you could know?

 

[9006]

Think telepathy does exist.

How would you respond if I guessed your real name and birth date right?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would consider you a stalker.

How would you respond if I was able to tell you where you live correctly although you've never told me before?

 

[Edward W]

I'd say you were cheating as I have.

How would you respond if I hacked your account and started flirting with other members of the forum?

 

[9006]

Hack into yours and PM all the women your flirting with telling them you're married to a cross dresser.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Uh, not gonna happen?

How would you respond if I told you that you look like the Hulk?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd tell you I despise green.

How would you respond if you only had paper bags to wear in your closet?