How would you respond if I.....

[EveWasFramed]

I'd tell you I despise green.

How would you respond if you only had paper bags to wear in your closet?

I'd trade with you and Annik, as you'd both look much better in them than I would.

How would you respond if if I offered to babysit for you for a day?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd borrow a baby.

How would you respond if invited you in to babysit and handed you an inflated Barbie and said 'this is Jemimha'

 

[Edward W]

Take your cash, order pizza and see what's in your DVD collection whilst 'Jemimha' has a rest.

How would you respond if I left a slice of pizza on your carpet?

 

[Cavey]

I'd eat it. I'm a pizza-holic.

How would you respond if I caught botulism from the discarded pizza.

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id rush you to the emergency room!

How would you respond if I said that's my club in your avatar and DEMAND that you return it?!

 

[Cavey]

I'd politely explain that it's a family heirloom and couldn't possibly relinquish it... then use its hidden power to fly off before you could retaliate.

How would you respond if a hairy midget suddenly took flight?

 

[Scotsman]

Look for another hairy midget, and ask him or her if they would be interested in being my means of flight

How would you respond if I exposed myself as a man-lizard?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id say no wonder you ordered so many lizards from me.

How would you respond if your long-lost goat crush came back?

 

[Scotsman]

Hahaha. I'd see how we both felt. See if the physical attraction was still there and take it from there.

How would you respond if I said I had just bought your house without you knowing?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd still live here and let you pay my mortgage.

How would you respond if I asked you to pay for my food for 10 years?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd tell you I can't then cover your mortgage. Choose!! Bread and water for 10 years or mortgage free for you, your man and the babba?

How would you respond if I started dressing like you and following you everywhere? (Creepy)

 

[Shipster0958]

Lol I'd slap a restraining order on you.

How would you respond if I spray painted your car many different colors?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd say 'wow, I've got a car. The state must have given me back the legal right to drive'

How would you respond if I filled your gas tank with litres and litres of your most favourite perfume?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd say...you and your wacky measurements.

How would you respond if I threw a bunch of water on you out of nowhere?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd start pretending I was shooting an advert for a revitalising drink.

How would you respond if I made up a story about you that brought your nations news networks to your street to set up camp outside your house, reporting live across the country?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd say you needed a hobby.

How would you respond if I sent you regular mail everyday?

 

[Scotsman]

Read it then highlight all the American English. Then respond in proper English - including grammatical errors. Some unintentional, some just to annoy you

How would you respond if I stole all your shoes and make up?

 

[9006]

I don't have makeup, my shoes are locked in a safe.. for some reason.

How would you respond if I could do 9006 press-ups?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd be a bit miffed that you beat my record by 6

How would you respond if I filled all your shoes with water and put them in the freezer?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd say GREAT JOB! Because...I have a LOT of shoes and Im sure that took a looooong time!

How would you respond if I filled the pockets of all your trousers (note I did NOT call them "pants" lol)
with water and froze them?