How would you respond if I.....

[Scotsman]

I'd ask you to have some dignity, man

How would you respond if I force fed you KFC every day?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd say sure, as long as it's bacon or Philly cheesesteak/cheesecake.

How would you respond if I texted on the phone during the whole dinner and then give the most crap excuse for having to leave?

 

[xninjaguyx]

I'd be too busy eating to be bothered.

How would respond if I sent a $1000 catering service to your home, but all they served was anchovies and buttermilk?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd say to you that was some crap service there.

How would you respond if I asked you for a refund for that crap service?

 

[xninjaguyx]

Id say its non-refundable. They had a sign on their front counter.

How would you respond if I told you to suck it up and enjoy it? I put a lot of thought and money into it...

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd say - you suck up and enjoy it then, I'm gone.

How would you respond if I severed ties with you because of all that?

 

[xninjaguyx]

I'd say you're high-maintenence and I dont need the pressure. Then Id feed a bunch of starving children. And if they also refused, I know some dolphins that would be very, very happy. Hmph

How would you respond if I cut you off before you had a chance?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd probably be satisfied the hint got through

How would you respond if I sneak a persian cat in your home?

 

[xninjaguyx]

I would be startled at first but would then adopt it as my own.

How would you respond if I told you I was Persian and Iran is sort of shaped like a cat?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd say you spend too much time looking at maps

How would you respond if I said there is a little bit on the west coast of Scotland that, on the map, looks like a flaccid penis and testicles (just Google Campbeltown and zoom right out on the map)

 

[perfanoff]

I'd say it must be a really fat cat.

How would you respond if I could hear your thoughts?

 

[xninjaguyx]

Id have already known because...

How would you respond if I told you I created your thoughts?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd put it to the test.

How would you respond if I told you I'm getting tired?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'll tell you to get some rest.

How would you respond if I said I do not want to sleep for 7 days?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd ask you why you're telling me this

How would you respond if I turn on the lights during the day?

 

[xninjaguyx]

Id say dont drive. And get some sleep.

Edit: Id say you're wasting energy.

What would you say if I wish I could suck up everyone's weariness?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd say you're only human.

How would you respond if I went to rest for a while?

 

[Scotsman]

Envy you

How would you respond if i turned up where you're resting and played chopsticks on the piano on a loop?

 

[xninjaguyx]

I'd think its a lie and ur using an electric keyboard.

How would you respond if I was impressed that perfanoff knows the size of Iran.

 

[Cavey]

Shrug my shoulders?

How would you respond if every person of the opposite sex was made of ice and you were made of fire?