How would you respond if I.....

[Scotsman]

Burn them up!!

How would you respond if I sent you a burger in the post every single day?

 

[Cavey]

I'd build a meat based idol in your honour.

What would you do if I proclaimed you to be the Messiah?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd indulge my tiny little arrogant side and revel in it.

How would you respond if I turned up at your house looking like Jesus?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Hide, lol!!!

How would you respond if I sold you on eBay to the highest bidder?

 

[Bob Arctor]

Ask if the buyer was a sexy woman.

How would you respond if a llama made you a sandwich?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id not eat his - his hooves were dirty. But I'd thank him nicely.

How would you respond if the eBay buyer (who just purchased you) was Angelina Jolie?

 

[Bob Arctor]

I'd feel like a 3rd world baby.

How would you respond if while you were asleep I rigged your doorbell to play "La Cucaracha"?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd laugh my ass off - as would my kid.

How would you repsond if, while you were asleep, I gave you a mohawk?

 

[Scotsman]

Id shave the rest off, and then move on to shaving yours off.

How would you respond if I went to the new members section and welcomed 20 people all at once?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I believe you know the answer to that.

How would you respond if I bought you dinner?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Nothing initially- it's better to wait, work the mental game, let you get really worried.

How would you respond if you're sitting outside all happy, relaxed, and content and a certain somebody comes by and dumps a five gallon pail of ice water on you?

 

[Scotsman]

I would kill.... Again!! I thought i'd left all that behind

How would you respond if I stole your dinner every single day?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Nothing initially- it's better to wait, work the mental game, let you get really worried.

How would you respond if you're sitting outside all happy, relaxed, and content and a certain somebody comes by and dumps a five gallon pail of ice water on you?

Make you dry it all off.

How would you respond if I made you dry it all off?

---

I would kill.... Again!! I thought i'd left all that behind

How would you respond if I stole your dinner every single day?

Starve, lol.

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd help

How would you respond if I wanted you to walk across the desert with me?

 

[Edward W]

I'd ask if I could bring my car along instead.

How would you respond if I pulled up at your house whilst doing a driving holiday accross your country?

 

[Cavey]

Inside my head, I'd be thrilled. On the surface I would appear stand-offish/borderline terrified.

How would you respond if I asked you not to change your avatar for a month?

 

[xninjaguyx]

Id ask Edward the same thing.

How would you respond if PETA took an interest?

 

[Edward W]

I would let them know that no animals were harmed in the making of this avatar.

How would you respond if I went back in time and introduced myself to you before you knew me, but I knew all about you?

 

[Cavey]

That would be AWESOME!

How would you respond if you found out that I am actually time travelling right now and know how life works out for you?

 

[Edward W]

Well I would NEED to know if I ever win pop idol? (crosses fingers)

How would you respond if I asked you to join my band to win pop idol?