How would you respond if I.....

[Scotsman]

I'd graciously decline then try to talk you out of assisting the perpetuation of such a vacuous conveyer belt of *****.

How would you respond if I was the only thing you saw every time you switched on the tv and I was trying to programme your mind to a certain ideology?

 

[9006]

Smash the TV to peaces.

How would you respond if I responded in all threads with the word Bumslinger?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

I knew it! Explains a lot.

How would you respond if I invited you to go for one of my "strolls"?

 

[Cavey]

I'd grab my camera!

How would you respond if everyone around you started speaking in tongues?

 

[9006]

Make my own language up on the spot and start speaking it to wind them up.

How would you respond if I told you I invented the speed traps?

 

[Scotsman]

Cool

How would you respond if I became king of the world?

 

[Cavey]

I'd beam back to the mothership.

How would you respond when you saw me de-materialise?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd try and jump on you and just fall straight through you like what happens on da telly n' that.

 

[xninjaguyx]

What happens next?

How would you respond if this was the end?

 

[9006]

End? Of a program? Book?

How would you respond if I announced I was giving £1000 to each person that PM'd me in the next 24 hours?

 

[Cavey]

I'd start a number of different accounts all with their own IP and then flood your inbox with messages telling you how stunningly funny you are.

How would you respond if I used my new found wealth to build the death star?

 

[Edward W]

Join you, and together we would rule the galaxy!

How would you respond if I tried to point out a tiny flaw in your Death Star design?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd say don't fix what's already working

(inquisitively) How would you respond if I stated the tone of everything I say?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id tell you not to work so hard and just use the smileys. lol

How would you respond if Nal and I joined forces to follow you around the forum and make fun of you in all of your posts?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd dub you the sassy sisters.

How would you respond if I followed you around and hit a small gong every time before you say anything?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd laugh my ass off.

How would you respond if, for punishment for using the gong, you had to do my laundry this week?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Bleach your blacks and reds, hot water wash and dry for all else. I could pretty much guarantee you'll never threaten me with laundry again.

How would you respond if I asked you to go get me a coffee?

 

[9006]

I'd ask you for the money to send it you, also tell you there's a chance it could be cold by the time you get it.

How would you respond if I bought you a blow up doll as a present?

 

[Cavey]

I'd be horrified, then amused, and hopefully stop there before I get curious.

How would you respond if I gave you the same doll back with a puncture?

 

[9006]

Expect you to buy me a puncture repair kit.

How would you respond if I referred to you by calling you 'Grimey'?