How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

I'd ask you why.

How would you respond if I asked you out on a date and said I'll pay?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd thank you very kindly and accept, of course.

How would you respond if I said I can't seem to get my iPod to sync and asked you to help me with it?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd slip into my cape, turn my ear to the sky, think to myself 'someone needs assistance'. Make my way to the nearest bust stop, take the bus to the area where assistance is most needed, ignoring all other civilian emergencies, I'd run to your front door like a batman slo-mo, collecting your mail on the way and stopping to tie my shoelaces and straighten my cape. I'd ring your bell, wait patiently for you to answer and once invited in id step forward, hands on hips, feet apart, looking skywards with a certain majesty and declare 'iPod man is here to save the music....take me to the emergency young woman in distress' And after 5 minutes I'd turn and say 'I don't really know how this sync thing works, but here's your letters'

How would you respond if I actually did that?

 

[Shipster0958]

Ha. I didn't read all that.

How would you respond if you were as lazy as myself?

 

[9006]

Shoot myself, haha.

How would you respond if I posted 'Jibbershite' before every message?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd try to ignore but soon be annoyed and tell you to stop it.

How would you respond if someone you really care about is annoying the crap out of you?

 

[9006]

Not respond.

How would you respond if I told you I was in prison?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd try to be in touch and ask what happened.

How would you respond if someone told you that aliens exist?

 

[9006]

Of course they exist!

How would you respond if I responded to all games instantaneously?

 

[Edward W]

Ask how you beat that damn spam counter thing!

How would you respond if I posted you some birthday cake?

 

[9006]

Tell you to shove it up your arse - it's not my birthday, haha.

How would you respond if I never wished you happy birthday?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd think you didn't bother and shrug it off. Not new to me.. haha.

How would you respond if you got a dead rat for a birthday gift?

 

[9006]

Bin it and ask "What was the point in that?"

How would you respond if I told you my leg just fell off?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd send you to the hospital. With your leg.

How would you respond if you had to take 25 different types of medication a day?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd take them and be glad they exist.

How would you respond if someone who you care about doesn't want to take his medications?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ah.. that was my dad. Can't force him.. so I felt sad..

How would you respond if a loved one lost his/her memory permanently?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd try to help them build new good memories and make them love me back, IF POSSIBLE.

How would you respond if you discovered you were adopted?

 

[Rosebolt]

Rebuild everything.

How would you respond if a family member cried at the dinner table every single day?

 

[perfanoff]

I would try to help them, but somewhere about the 1000th day, I would give up and stop having dinner with them.

How would you respond if you received a large inheritance from a distant relative?

 

[Cavey]

I'd travel around the world attempting to do good things for deserving people.

How would you respond if I told you that I am an artificial intelligence constructed for the sole purpose of deceiving forum-goers?