How would you respond if I.....

[perfanoff]

I'd ask you for your source code.

How would you respond if I made an AI that acts JUST like you?

 

[Cavey]

I'd avoid it for fear of us accidentally creating a black hole of misery through which the entire universe would be consumed.

How would you respond if I accidentally created said black hole and you were the only one that could fix it?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd fix it then scold you for making a mess.

How would you respond if thinking was hard for you, but acting was easy, and putting one's actions in thoughts were the most difficult thing in the world?

 

[Cavey]

I'd probably potter through each day being endlessly controlled by my id and not letting my super-ego hold me back.

How would you respond if you were cursed to always tell the truth, but never be believed?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'll just continue to tell the truth and be sad nobody believes me.

How would you respond if tomorrow was your last day on earth?

 

[Scotsman]

Booty call. (ive never used that phrase before)

How would you respond if I stole all your shoes?

 

[9006]

Haven't you said that before??

How would you respond if I had a signature of a naked lady?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Whoaaaaaaaa kinky - do it.

^Oh.. that's how I'd respond haha.

How would you respond if I said you should totally change your sig now?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd thank you kindly, but pass on the suggestion.

How would you respond if I gave you a great big hug?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Aww I'd accept it and tell you that it's made me feel better.

How would you respond if I started decorating your house with toys?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd evaluate these toys for suitability to decorate a mans home with. But probably just let you indulge yourself

How would you respond if I challenged you to a jet ski race?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I would say that Jaylen will adore you.

How would you respond if I packed both toys and child off to YOUR house for the week?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Awwwwww that would be nice! I love kids.

How would you respond if I said I'd work as a full-time babysitter for your kid?

 

[9006]

Tell you I have no kids.

How would you respond if I turned my webcam on and started doing the monkey dance?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd most likely do the funky gibbon in response

How would you respond if I sent you a smurf every single day?

 

[9006]

Use then for fuel on my fire.

How would you respond if I was a celebrity?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd not be bothered but wonder how you can have so much time spent online.

How would you respond if I said I was your number one fan?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd think you were mistaking me for another.

How would you respond if I told you I recently served 17 years in prison?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Whoa - I'd ask you all about your history.

How would you respond if money started growing out of your pockets?

 

[Edward W]

Be very happy, sort out a few things then plan a world tour.

How would you respond if I sent you a message to say I was on a world tour and would be landing in an hour, can you pick me up?