How would you respond if I.....

[Shipster0958]

I'd give it back.

How would you respond if you could walk on ceilings?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd find some woman and kiss her like in the Spiderman scene.

How would you respond if one of your ears was made of wax?

 

[9006]

Buy some rats I can grow my own on.

How would you respond if I cloned you?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd demand him, and use him as a personal doppelganger/slave, while I enjoy life free of responsibility.

How would you respond if your country revoked your citizenship and extradited you to Madagascar?

 

[9006]

Be majorly disappointed it's not like the kids film.

How would you respond if I stole all your clothes?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd walk out naked like a boss and buy some new clothes.

How would you respond if I switched your shoes with shoes 2 sizes smaller?

 

[9006]

Either use another pair or concentrate really really hard to manipulate my particles to be ever more compact - but not too much to create a singularity.

How would you respond if I told you I was actually at a base in the south pole experimenting if ice can be made into slippers?

 

[Scotsman]

Id wonder if you were making Happy feet - the sequel.

How would you respond if I turned up dressed as a penguin trying to get in on your work?

 

[Cavey]

I'd come dressed as a polar bear and provide protection. We all know those dudes hate each other even though they live on opposite poles.

How would you respond if I built you an igloo?

 

[Scotsman]

Thank you kindly but with confusion as to why you did it.

How would you respond if I chapped on your door after 4am every morning for 6 years?

 

[Cavey]

If it's the last 6 years, then I'd invite you in for tea. We're NEVER asleep.

How would you respond if I put Clingfilm/Saran wrap around every toilet you ever visited?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Wow.... okay, you must be really OCD about hygiene.

How would you respond if I made tea for you every 5 minutes and told you that you have to drink it?

 

[Edward W]

Go to the toilet a lot and make a real mess if I didn't notice the cling film. Oh this is all going wrong, I'm sneaking out the bathroom window.

How would you respond if I left your house through the bathroom window without telling you?

 

[9006]

Then I wouldn't know.

How would you respond if I told you I was 4 years old?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd say this explains the spelling errors etc.

How would you respond if I brushed your hair with a hairbrush?

 

[9006]

Probably relax.

How would you respond if I turned my webcam on and started doing cartwheels?

 

[perfanoff]

Stare in awe.

How would you respond if I pulled a hair from you and told you I need it for the voodoo doll I'm making?

 

[9006]

I'd urge you to continue, I don't really believe in such things.

How would you respond if I told you I was actually homeless, I just have a laptop.

 

[perfanoff]

I'd tell you I can relate to that more than you'd have thought.

How would you respond if I told you you actually know me and see me every week?

 

[9006]

Probably be surprised, and I'm not surprised easily!

How would you respond if I could control the weather?