How would you respond if I.....

[perfanoff]

I'd ask you to make some near-apocalyptical weather so I can go home.

How would you respond if I told you I'm your long-lost half-brother?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd welcome you, if it were true. And I'd assume I was royalty or something going by your avatar

How would you respond if I camped outside your house and sang you love songs?

 

[9006]

Puncture your tent and hope it rains.

How would you respond if I told you I have 89 petabytes of porn?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd ask you if you managed to create fire with your incessant and furious masturbation.

How would you respond if I encouraged every member of the forum to buy and send you lube?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Whoa. I'd gladly accept it for when I need it! And then thank you for it!

How would you respond if I told you I wanted more lube?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd say you had a friction problem.

How would you respond if I was an until now unknown superhero. Lubriman!?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Hahaha.. friction problem

Lmao. I'd uh.. giggle but ask you what do you do as Lubriman.

How would you respond if I spiked your drink right in front of you?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd be suspicious of your motives. Then I'd think to myself, you can only have one motive.

How would you respond if I drank the drink?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be elated!!

How would you respond if I behaved weird due to the lack of sleep?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd be cool with that, like I am right now

How would you respond if I stopped responding?

 

[9006]

Nothing.

How would you respond if I came round yours and started farting through your letterbox?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Eww, tell you to stop and ask what the hell are you trying to do?

How would you respond if I sneaked into your house to plan a surprise party for you?

 

[Aihpames]

I'd be embarrassed, perhaps a bit angry, but inside, very grateful - and I'd probably only tell you that a few weeks later.

How would you respond if there was nothing to respond to?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Nothing.

How would you respond if I took a bow and arrow and aimed it at you, ready to shoot?

 

[Scotsman]

Transform into my alter ego, lubriman, and they'd all slide off.

How would you respond if I challenged you to a rap battle?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Pass it up cos I suck.. haha.

How would you respond if I told you I'll be your manager to start up your music career?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd wish you luck. You'll need it. But ill give you 7.5%

How would you respond if I turned out to be bono from U2?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Whoa you can resemble him. I'd be shocked. Are you related to him in any way though? (Hehehehe..)

How would you respond if someone insisted you are a celebrity even though you know he/she is mistaken?

 

[Cavey]

I'd start handing out autographs and using my new found celebrity to romance the laydeez.

How would you respond if I stitched up your lips?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ow? That hurts, Cavey, what's wrong with you?!

How would you respond if I clubbed you before you could stitch up my lips?