How would you respond if I.....

[perfanoff]

I'd ask you if in your culture, it is common practice to cook for your heroes.

How would you respond if you woke up with an afro like that?

 

[Aihpames]

I'd be impressed!

How would you respond if I told you to get seated comfly-bold, two square on your botty?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd ask you to speak English or some other language I speak.

How would you respond if somebody tied together your two shoes' shoelaces?

 

[Aihpames]

If I got injured, I'd be irritated. If I just fell over, I'd probably laugh (assuming it was someone I knew).

How would you respond if I stole your lunch?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd inform you afterwards I thoroughly lick all the cook I prepare.

How would you respond if I made camp in your living room?

 

[Edward W]

Start charging you rent and buy an Xbox One with it.

How would you respond if I used the private conversation we had to write a bestseller based on your life story?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd feel so touched and honoured!!

How would you respond if I asked you to write a story for me based on the ideas I have?

 

[Edward W]

I'd give it a go, although I'd encourage you first to try yourself.

How would you respond if I won the lottery because of your psychic predictions?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Haha.. I'd be so crazily happy and excited and want to do it again.

How would you respond if I said keep all the winnings to the lottery if you matched all the numbers?

 

[Edward W]

I'd refuse, that's not fair and would make me feel bad.

How would you respond if I changed because of my new fortune and needed a good slap back to reality?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be the one to give you the slap back to reality!

How would you respond if you won the title "Best Dad Ever" in some local town family contest?

 

[Edward W]

I wouldn't quite believe I deserve it, but try really hard to live up to it.

How would you respond if I said you were the 1,000,000th visitor and you'd won a prize!

 

[9006]

Rub my hands together but probably be disappointed it will probably be a balloon flight like those quiz shows.

How would you respond if I told you I was a nudist?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Not be surprised and ask you questions about it.

How would you respond if I said I can fly?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd look for your wings and pluck a feather off

How would you respond if I told you I can turn invisible?

 

[Scotsman]

Who said that???

How would you respond if I told you I used to be a roady for Pink Floyd?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd ask you if you "have some".

How would you respond if I asked you "do you want some" ?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd ask if that was a thuggish 'do you want some'

How would you respond if I said I was a cross dresser but wanted you to buy my womens clothing for me?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Uh, I'd help you I guess. What are friends for?

How would you respond if I said I'll join you in cross-dressing?

 

[9006]

I'd be up for that.

How would you respond if I told you I had no skin?