How would you respond if I.....

[Cavey]

I'm very self-aware. I know most of my negatives, so I'd probably thank them for being frank; I appreciate honesty, however blunt.

How would you respond if every time you speak all you hear back is "La la la, can't hear you"

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd laugh.

How would you respond if you had theme music?

 

[Cavey]

That would rock. I don't even mind what it is; my own theme tune would make me feel like a superhero!

How would you respond if all your personal memories were turned into a best selling book with only one letter of your name changed?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd demand the book recalled and get my name spelled correctly!

How would you respond if someone offered you roofies?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd be nervous.

How would you respond if I gave you a balloon?

 

[Cavey]

Depends what kind of balloon. If you give me a heart shape balloon, I'd wonder why you were interested in a hairy troll. If you gave me a blimp, I'd be amazed and thank you for your enormous generosity. If you give me a weather balloon, I'd look at you quizzically. If you're giving me a standard balloon, I'd bat it about while laughing like Peter Griffin.

How would you respond if I gave you an answer that was so long you forgot what the question was?

 

[Shipster0958]

Probably not read the whole thing

How would you respond if you didn't have a space bar?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd map my left Alt key to spacebar.

How would you respond if I scrambled the keyboard keys so it's with all the wrong captions?

 

[9006]

I'm pretty sure I'd still be OK to type.

How would you respond if I somehow inverted your screen to everything was backwards?

 

[perfanoff]

backwards which way?

how would you respond to reality?

 

[Edward W]

What is reality? (Ooo deep)

How would you respond if I wanted to know more about you?

 

[Cavey]

Tell you? I'm an open book.

How would you respond if stood outside your house videoing your every move?

 

[Rosebolt]

Think you're from the government, get pissed, but politely ask you what you are doing.

 

[Scotsman]

How would you respond if I supported the introduction of mild tasering to people who don't leave a question to answer?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I..... will retreat.

How would you respond if a colleague of yours does things hypocritely?

 

[xninjaguyx]

Howw wood you respand if I hypocritically corected you'r speling?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd correct yours first.. haha.

How would you respond if I felt like being a rebel to you?

 

[xninjaguyx]

I would tell you to rebel. Now you're not rebelling but following my orders.

How would you respond if I bought you a puppy, then kicked it.

 

[Cavey]

I'd participate in the time honoured ritual or stringing you up by your feet and playing bongos on your testicles.

How would you respond if I followed you around every day holding a sign saying I'm with him/her---->?

 

[Edward W]

Hang my shopping on you and make you useful.

How would you respond if I wanted you for my entourage?