How would you respond if I.....

[9006]

I wouldn't know what you're talking about.

How would you respond if everyone started speaking in Japanese?

 

[Cavey]

Konnichi wa. Watashi wa Cavey desu. Hajimete O-me-ni kakarimasu. O-namae wa nan desu ka?

How would you respond if I told you that I'm a time traveller from 2014 and that this forum no longer exists?

 

[9006]

Ask you what the replacement is so I can do it first.

How would you respond if I told you I can control the location of people's shoes?

 

[Cavey]

I'd put mine on and ask you to move them to Montana for a couple of weeks.

Oops, how would you respond if I forgot to add a question... again?

 

[9006]

Carry on as normal.

How would you you respond if I threw a party and didn't invite you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Oh well.

How would you respond if I invited you to someone else's party without their knowledge?

 

[9006]

Turn up anyway and if anything's said I'd just play the "Well I was just invited" card, drink all their beer and leave.

How would you respond if I was out in the yard getting a tan when you were online?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Probably feel glad that I'm feeling cool indoors!

How would you respond if I fell asleep right in front of you?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd cover you up and let you get a good snooze.

How would you respond if I started chasing you in my car?

 

[9006]

Puncture your tires.

How would you respond if I got you drunk?

 

[SophiaGrace]

I'd hate you.

How would you respond if I gave you desert?

 

[9006]

Eat it then go home.

How would you respond if I could read your mind?

 

[Rosebolt]

Kill you.

How would you respond if i told you that unicorns live undeground?

 

[9006]

Hmm, I don't think I'd be as bothered as Lady would be. But I'd tell you to keep it to yourself, since if it got out, the bad guys would try & dig em' out.

How would you respond if every answer to a post was x52 times longer than above?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd skip it altogether.

And I don't think unicorns live underground.

How would you respond if I told you that I would love to meet a unicorn someday?

 

[9006]

Say "Ok"

How would you respond if I bought you a unicorn?

 

[Rosebolt]

Call it Charlie.

How would you respond if said unicorn attracted bees from all over the world?

 

[Edward W]

Start selling honey?

How would you respond if all your birthday and Christmas gifts from me started being jars of honey?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be grateful and wonder if you started a bee farm.

How would you respond if I said I had a dream about you last night?

 

[Rosebolt]

Tell you that that was a wasted dream.

How would you respond if i went offline?