How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

I'd wonder where you're going and try to reach you.

How would you respond if I started crying in front of you?

 

[Scotsman]

Console you of course. I'm human. And hope you'd know I'd listen if you wanted to talk.

How would you respond if I cried as a result of your crying?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Aww I'd feel bad that I made you cry.

How would you respond if I was crying in front of you and suddenly froze?

 

[Edward W]

Give you a hug and find out what was wrong, let you know you're safe.

How would you respond if I turned up at your house wearing only a rubber ring after a slightly wild party?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Roflmao. I'd roll on the floor laughing my ass off - literally.
Then hand you a towel to cover up... hahahaha.

How would you respond if I told you I have one more day to live?

 

[9006]

That's a bit horrific.

How would you respond if I could smell gas?

 

[Scotsman]

Tell you not to strike a match or switch a light on and phone british gas. But also question why ALL was your first port of call.

How would you respond if I told you I doubted everyone's sincerity?

 

[9006]

I'd shrug my shoulders.

How would you respond if I made a £9999 donation to this site?

 

[Rosebolt]

Wonder why you want a job so bad. (if you have so much money to begin with)

How would you respond if your shower was out of hot water again?

 

[9006]

Have a mega cold one.

How would you respond if I found your keys?

 

[Rosebolt]

Be wondering how they went to where you are.

How would you respond if i suddenly left out of sudden discomfort?

 

[9006]

I don't know, shrug my shoulders?

How would you respond if I were invisible?

 

[Rosebolt]

I wouldn't respond at all, not like i can see you now.

How would you respond if i baked you an apple pie and apologised?

 

[9006]

I wouldn't understand what your apology was for?

How would you respond if I told you I was unable to speak?

 

[Rosebolt]

"told" "speak" Euhm, i wouldn't believe you?

How would you respond if i only baked you an apple pie then?

 

[Edward W]

Nom nom nom. More pie, please!

How would you respond if I ate all the pie withot sharing?

 

[Rosebolt]

Be glad it was delicious to you.

How would you respond if i suddenly apeared behind you?

 

[9006]

Be amazed how thin you are since a walls behind me, haha.

How would you respond if I could control my computer with my mind?

 

[Rosebolt]

Laugh as you're running to buy hard drives for the excess porn you're downloading.

How would you respond if i set fire to the rain?

 

[9006]

Wouldn't that just extinguish straight away??

How would you respond if I started encrypting my posts?