How would you respond if I.....

[Cavey]

I have no idea what you mean, but it sounds great!

How would you respond if I turned all your internal flooring to ice?

 

[9006]

Put some socks on an slide round everywhere.

How would you respond if I rugby tackled you?

 

[Rosebolt]

"What have i done wrong THIS time?!"

How would you respond if my insides were scattered around the floor as a result?

 

[9006]

If it was as funny as you describe, then laugh!

How would you respond if I gave you the kiss of life if you fainted?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would be totally grateful and feel indebted to you of my life.

How would you respond if I started waltzing?

 

[Bei]

I would giggle.

How would you respond if I said cacao every time you did something I didn't want you to?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Haha! I'd laugh. And do the same with you.

How would you respond if I started trolling the forums like that?

 

[Bei]

If it was you I would be worried instead of giggling like I am now. It's so ridiculous I can't help myself.

How would you respond if I told you that you could have perfect hair by licking a sidewalk twice a day?

 

[Mentality]

Why not, as long as I can choose where on the sidewalk I lick.


How would you respond if...you found out I was your long lost sibling.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would totally want to meet up with you and find out more about how and why this happened.

How would you respond if I pushed you into a deep dark empty well?

 

[Bei]

Turn into the girl from the ring and come get you...

How would you respond if I told you that books were going extinct?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would be sad. I like books. Even it's physical form, I love it.

How would you respond if I sang to you?

 

[Mentality]

Im actually very worried about how stupidly happy I would be if you sang to me. Might do something dangerous.

How would you respond if I turned out to be a maniacal villain set on destroying the world?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Hahah happy and dangerous? Damn I should be careful around you.

I'd try to get you locked up.

How would you respond if I talk to the computer and you see it talk back to me?

 

[Mentality]

I would probably wonder why the computer is taking it's time to talk to such an odd person.

How would you respond if you saw me simply going throughout my day, and was assassinated by ninja monkies?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would try to help you!

How would you respond if I.... can't think of anything else to say?

 

[Mentality]

I would be waiting awkwardly, unable to think of anything to say either. During this awkward silence I would be thinking awkward thoughts. What an awkward situation.

How would you respond if I told you you were going to join my team of special agents to take down a conspiracy behind many major fast food chains?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be excited!

How would you respond if I... suddenly told you all the secrets I have kept from you?

 

[Mentality]

I'd make them our secrets...Unless there's some I don't want, then I'd give them away to other people.

How would you respond if...you were suddenly recognized as the most talented person in the world at something?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be humble and uh.. hide?

How would you respond if I can transform into a wolf?