How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

I'll think you've got lots of free time on your hands which you can be working on Vol 2!!!

How would you respond if I stalk you blatantly from now on?

 

[Rosebolt]

I don't view you as a threat, carry on.

How would you respond if i vanished from the forum and skype?

 

[Cavey]

I don't form relationships with people much, so I guess I'd carry on as normal.

How would you respond if I told you that you're the most wonderful person on the planet and that your very presence makes the world a brighter place?

 

[Rosebolt]

Know you're lying.

How would you respond if i said you shouldn't ever go out in the midday sun?

 

[Edward W]

Some people think I don't because of my name, they think I sparkle or something. But I am an Englishman! It is my duty to go out into the midday sun!

How would you respond if I said my surname was 'Cullen'?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Gasp... I'd totally go crazy over you!

How would you respond if I lost my limbs?

 

[9006]

Say sorry to hear that?

How would you respond if I was a ghost?

 

[Rosebolt]

Ask you an insane amount of questions.

How would you respond if i was making bombs?

 

[9006]

Ask you for the plans.

How would you respond if I spoke as fast as the Scatman John?

 

[Sarah_Lbnz]

the WHATman John?

I would be very scared and grossed out, I think.

How would you respond if I always misinterpreted everything you said?

 

[mintymint]

the WHATman John?

I would be very scared and grossed out, I think.

Not THAT kind of scat!

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I would start acting according to what you thought i was saying.

How would you respond if I totaled your car?

 

[Sarah_Lbnz]

Very sad and impressed, because I had no car to begin with. But oh how I would miss it

How would you respond if I grew a moustache?

 

[9006]

Pull your hairs out for something to do.

How would you respond if I typed with my tongue?

 

[Rosebolt]

Not be bothered.

How would you respond if i asked for your picture?

 

[9006]

the WHATman John?

I would be very scared and grossed out, I think.

Not THAT kind of scat!

I think I should have explained this better.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd ask for yours in return.

How would you respond if I derail a thread and go out of topic?

 

[9006]

Shrug my shoulders.

How would you respond if I fell in love with you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Well I'd like to then discuss with you about it.

How would you respond if I kept serving you milkshakes at every meal?

 

[Cavey]

I'd be both thrilled and a little guilty.

How would you respond if everyone around you spontaneously started crying?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd wonder what's up with that and walk away feeling weird.

How would you respond if I drew a birthday card for you but it's horrendous-looking?