How would you respond if I.....

[Edward W]

Appreciate the effort (but put it near the back of all the others )

How would you respond if I made you a cup of tea when you came around, and it tasted like old socks?

 

[9006]

I wouldn't drink it anyway. I dislike tea.

How would you respond if I took a dump in your toilet when visiting one day?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Haha.. just... keep clean.

How would you respond if I started getting frantic around you?

 

[9006]

Hmm, try an calm you down?

How would you respond if I broken into your place while you were sleeping an messed it up, then went?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd hunt you down the next day and demand a reason as well as a clean up.

How would you respond if I went over to your place and broke all glass items?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd be pretty upset. And I'd hand you a broom.

How would you respond if I stole all the vowels from your keyboard?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd demand for them back.

How would you respond if I rearranged all your furniture at home?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd see if I liked it better.

How would you respond if I followed you around whistling?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd ask you to keep quiet.

How would you respond if I dressed up exactly like you all the time?

 

[9006]

Call you cool!

How would you respond if I bought a wig the same style as your hair?

 

[Shipster0958]

Compliment your new do.

How would you respond if I told you I liked to dig in your trash cans?

 

[9006]

I say knock yourself out.

How would you respond if I payed you each time you gave me rep?

 

[Edward W]

Give you tons of rep.

How would you respond if I called you up in the middle of the night whilst you were sleeping to chat?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd ask what's wrong wondering if something might be, then once I realise nothing is, then relax and ask what's up lol.

How would you respond if I said to you that ALL will pay you the amount you have as your post count by 31st Dec 2013?

 

[9006]

Increase it a lot.

How would you respond if I dug a hole a mile deep?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd give you a pat on the back for the hard work then ask you what did you do that for.

How would you respond if I dumped a whole pile of trash in your yard?

 

[9006]

Dump it back in yours when you least expect it.

How would you respond if I infested your house with spiders?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd infest yours with scorpions.

How would you respond if I repeated everything you said back to you?

 

[9006]

Stop saying stuff.

How would you respond if I cooked a cat for dinner?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be sad and take my leave.

How would you respond if I jumped around like a monkey?