How would you respond if I.....

[9006]

^ Haha.

I'd tell you to calm down.

How would you respond if I dated you an I was perfect except I farted a lot an they smelled?

 

[Jéssica Soares]

I would try anything to solve your little problem :|

How would you respond if I was in your house all the time? xD

 

[9006]

That depends on if I fancied you, haha.

What would you do if I could control you like a robot?

 

[Jéssica Soares]

I would revolt myself and destroy you x'D

How would you respond if I'd carry a ghost into your house?

 

[9006]

Can you even carry those?

How would you respond if I eat food so fast it was a blur.

 

[Jéssica Soares]

yes I can (a)

I would say to take it easy x)

How would you respond if I puke on your feet?

 

[9006]

Piss on yours, haha.

How would you respond if I never wore underwear?

 

[Edward W]

I'd remember never to borrow your trousers. (Not sure why I would anyway, but I do borrow Lady F's dresses )

How would you respond if I turned up for a meeting with you in a dress?

 

[9006]

Take the piss out you but act normal in the meeting.

How would you respond if I told you I was chess grand master at 11?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be in awe and ask why only at 11? Why not continue?

How would you respond if I became a famous musician one day?

 

[Edward W]

Be proud of you and tell everyone I know a famous musician!

How would you respond if I became... your number one fan!

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'll give you my merchandise for free!

How would you respond if I asked you to go to a famous celebrity's party with me so that you could do the naked dance there?

 

[Edward W]

Check there would be cake, then grab my rubber ring!

How would you respond if I brought a spare rubber ring?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Hahaha..

Join you with the dance?

How would you respond if I kept pulling on your hair every minute when you're not looking?

 

[9006]

Shave all my hair off so you can't.

How would you respond if I slept at day and woke at night?

 

[Edward W]

Ask if you were a vampire?

How would you respond if I threw Holy water all over you to see if you were a vampire?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd wonder why you were throwing water all over me.

How would you respond if I sneezed in your soup?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Give it to you.

How would you respond if I told you I'm actually an alien disguised as a human?

 

[Shipster0958]

Ask you where your home planet is.

How would you respond if I told you I was an alien as well?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Wow! Then I'd communicate with you in alien language and ask where you're from too and if we could be friends.

How would you respond if a duck appeared at your doorstep?