How would you respond if I.....

[Shipster0958]

I'd invite him in.

How would you respond if I stole all of the forks from your house?

 

[9006]

Eat with my hands and spoons.

How would you respond if I vanished off the face of the planet?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd wonder what happened and be sad. :\

How would you respond if I started crying blood?

 

[9006]

Tell you to go an see a doctor.

How would you respond if I took over TV broadcast of every channel?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ask you to hire me or make me your business partner!

How would you respond if I call you every 10 minutes just to ask what you're doing?

 

[9006]

Think it's sweet at first, but then tell you you're annoying me.

How would you respond if we met and I sneezed in your face?

 

[Edward W]

Wipe my face wondering why I drove all that way to meet you.

How would you respond if I challenged you to a duel after sneezing in my face?

 

[9006]

Depending what it would be, I'd accept. And slap your face before you can do it to me.

How would you respond if I found a job but I worked 18 hours a day?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd ask you to consider it properly, if you're willing to put out that much time for work.

How would you respond if I fell asleep next to you and snored like a moving truck?

 

[9006]

I don't know.. push you?

How would you respond if I called you Bobby?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Not respond cos that's definitely not my name.

How would you respond if I could do gymnastics?

 

[Scotsman]

Request visual evidence

How would you respond if I walked behind you everywhere in full Scottish outfit. Kilt, the lot?

 

[9006]

Nothing.

How would you respond if I always wasted food?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd say shame on you!

How would you respond if I wanted to make you a home cooked meal?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be grateful and help you out!

How would you respond if I sent many mosquitoes to hunt you down?

 

[Scotsman]

Dress as a tin of mosquito repellant and go about my business mosquito free. Bring it!!!

How would you respond if I said I was sat at your nearest airport but I wasn't there to visit you?

 

[Edward W]

I'd ask why the hell not!?

How would you respond if I charged you a fare for picking you up from the airport?

 

[Scotsman]

. I'd haggle

How would you respond if I visited and made you dress like me in various styles then pose for pictures with me for this site?

 

[9006]

Not participate.

How would you respond if I loved to wear women's underwear?

 

[ladyforsaken]

How would you respond if I told you I wanted to clean your house?