How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

I'd freak out, panic and start arranging for that.

How would you respond if I suddenly served you a gallon of ice cream and told you to finish in 10 minutes time?

 

[9006]

Eat it until I was full I guess.

How would you respond if I chucked the cat out your house?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd wonder why you brought it in in the first place.

How would you respond if I said I was your agent and told the World Health Organisation it was ok to use your face for a worldwide STD campaign?

 

[Cavey]

Hey, if anything is gonna stop people having sex point blank it's my face, so I say "go for it!"

How would you respond if the campaign was so successful that another human child wasn't conceived for 20 years?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be sad I think.

How would you respond if you were tasked to blow 1000 balloons a day in your job?

 

[9006]

Easy, I'd be up for that!

How would you respond if you had to play on the Xbox for 4 hours each day to survive?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd ask if I can play on the PC instead.

How would you respond if you got locked inside your home?

 

[BrokenInside]

I will party

How would you respond If you can't unlock your phone?

 

[9006]

Use windows as doors.

How would you respond if I was a ghost?

 

[BrokenInside]

I would become a ghost buster

How would you respond if i hypnotize you?

 

[9006]

Try it & find out.

How would you respond if I was physic?

 

[perfanoff]

Test how far you can follow my thoughts.

How would you respond if someone stapled your mouth?

 

[Cavey]

I'd tell them to "mmmm errrff, btttttoollee" while looking for a staple remover.

What would you do if the toilet was on the ceiling?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd tell them to "mmmm errrff, btttttoollee" while looking for a staple remover.

What would you do if the toilet was on the ceiling?

LOL I know of just the photo for this occasion.
Certainly not for a public forum though LOL.

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd go somewhere else.

How would you respond if I painted your floors in your house neon orange?

 

[9006]

Have a disco.

How would you respond if I told you I could spin on my head?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd say prove it.

How would you respond if you ate 10 bananas in one minute?

 

[perfanoff]

By getting ready for the upcoming restroom adventure.

How would you respond if you lost everything on gambling?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd run and hide from my husband.

How would you respond if you had permanent socks attached to your feet?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd have to stick my feet in the washing machine every day.

How would you respond if someone gave you a hella ugly cat as a gift?