How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

Giggle and guess your shoe size.

How would you respond if I sent you pictures of my bunny every 10 minutes?

 

[Edward W]

Make him into an animated avatar.

How would you respond if I released a single? (song)

 

[Cavey]

I'd buy it. I could say "I knew him when he wasn't famous" and besides, the artwork is bound to be brilliant.

How would you respond if I appeared on your roof every day dressed as Santa Claus?

 

[9006]

Wouldn't be bothered as long as you didn't wake me.

How would you respond if I invented calorie-less fast food?

 

[Cavey]

I'd dance a fookin jig!

How would you respond if I signed you up as a contestant for the next series of Big Brother?

 

[9006]

Shoot you, then shoot myself if I couldn't back out.

What would you do if I went into Big Brother pretending I was you?

 

[WishingWell]

That would be pretty difficult since I am a woman...but If you were a woman and pretended to be me at anything, I'd call my lawyer.


What would you do if you got a bug in a meal at a very expensive restaurant?

 

[9006]

Ask for my money back an wonder why you posted in the wrong thread, haha.

How would you respond if I always poSTED IN CAPS??

 

[ladyforsaken]

Read your words as though you're shouting them.

How would you respond if I asked you to swim across the ocean as a dare?

 

[9006]

I wouldn't take it seriously.

How would you respond if I owned womens clothes for myself?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ask you if you're a cross-dresser.

How would you respond if I spit out saliva every time I talk to you?

 

[painter's radio]

I'd desperately try to catch it in little vials, as your saliva is actually a highly potent cure for sick and endangered wild animals, you just don't know it yet.

How would you respond if I held you captive in a psychadelic room with lots of loud noises and evil pictures on the walls, then for your dinner I offer you a plate of magic mushrooms.

 

[ladyforsaken]

^Omg that would be so cool - I'd save up my saliva for the animals!!

I'd think I could never meet a more eccentric person in my life.

How would you respond if I made magic mushrooms grow on your arms?

 

[9006]

That would be horrible.

How would you respond if I moved to the north pole?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Pay you a visit.

How would you respond if I was being too goofy around you and your friends?

 

[9006]

Call you goofy & the goof troop.

How would you respond if I could bend my knees both ways?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Be amazed.

How would you respond if I can turn into a mermaid?

 

[Edward W]

Suggest we go on a treasure hunting holiday?

How would you respond if you revealed you could turn into a mermaid and I started talking about a very special fish dinner...

 

[9006]

Slap you in your face with my fin an have your balls for dinner.

How would you respond if I put on magic shows in my spare time (which is alot) ?

 

[Cavey]

Hide my valuables.

How would you respond if you found out I'm a member of the British royal family?