How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

Watch what you do next lol.

How would you respond if I puked at your shoes?

 

[9006]

Get you to clean them up.

How would you respond if I broken something of yours?

 

[Scotsman]

Tell you how much I paid for it...unless it was an accident.

How would you respond if I told you I was your adopted brother?

 

[ladyforsaken]

That'd be cool, then we should totally meet and catch up.

How would you respond if I invented a new type of machinery that could totally benefit everyone in the world?

 

[9006]

Manage your money you make from it.

How would you respond if I took 40% of your wages each time?

 

[Cavey]

40% of nothing is still nothing.

How would you respond if I bricked up your doorways?

 

[9006]

Climb out the windows.

How would you respond if I coughed in your face rudely?

 

[Scotsman]

Do it right back. Or get my people to do it en masse.

How would you respond if I arrived to meet you dressed as Big Bird from Sesame Street?

 

[9006]

Pretend I didn't see you and walk by.

How would you respond if I gave you a trophy for being the best looking person of the year?

 

[WishingWell]

I'd laugh so loud and hard that we'd both be rolling on the floor holding our stomachs!


How would you respond if I took off all the 14K Gold jewelry I had on and handed it to you with a box with some more and asked you to sell it for me, and we'd split the profit?

 

[9006]

I'd do some research on what places have the highest prices.

How would you respond if you got chose to present the Oscars?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd decline... I'm no good with stuff like that.

How would you respond if I hired a bunch of strippers for you as your surprise birthday gift?

 

[9006]

Unzip my pants, sit back and relax.

How would you respond if I was over-enthusiastic all the time?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Probably be influenced too.

How would you respond if I started behaving like a nomad?

 

[Scotsman]

Let you get on with it. It's your life.

How would you respond if I turned out to be Barack Obama?

 

[9006]

I wouldn't care much.

How would you respond if I could move things with my mind?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ask you to teach me how to do that.

How would you respond if I could freeze time?

 

[9006]

I can't think how to respond.

How would you respond if I turned up at your door?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Aww, say hello and invite you in?

How would you respond if you received a box of chocolates anonymously?

 

[9006]

Probably eat them all then carry on with my life.

How would you respond if I was radioactive and could never have human contact?