How would you respond if I.....

[Alienated]

I'm invisible and haven't had my picture taken in 20 years, plus I burned all the ones that showed my scars.

How would you respond if you were ordered to turn everything you own, over to the Government.

 

[ladyforsaken]

**** the govt.

How would you respond if I pinched you for no reason?

 

[Garbageman]

Depends on how hard and where, probably give a little pinch back with a smile of course.

How would you respond if I found a way to communicate with you telepathically?

 

[Alienated]

Get back on my anti psychotic Haldol

How would you respond if someone showed up on you door with proof they were a sibling of you, that you were never told about, and they need a place to stay.

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Let them in, why not.


How would you respond if you found out the proof was faked and they were homeless?

 

[Alienated]

I wouldn't because I wouldn't have let them in, any relative of mine would be crazier than a **** house rat, on PCP !!

How would you respond if your land lord, asked you of sex to pay half your rent that month.

 

[simhthmss]

you know my 'landlord' is a letting agency and the agent is tina who's about 30 and really looks like she would really know what shes doing in bed so great! although i now am thinking of my land lord in a less than professional manor and shes cumming er sorry coming here to inspect my flat in **** bays...i mean two days.... dammit!

how would you respond if you met your dream crush as u entered a random hotel door and they promised to come back and take you on a date and they really liked you too but they had something super important to do and they were coming back to the room in one day but they cant say at all when that might be so they ask you to wait there, would you wait there in the room for them for a day? would you trust them to come back? would you still wait after a day and a half thinking they may have got delayed?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

No


How would you respond if you were kicked out of a club you created?

 

[Bei]

I would cry.

How would you respond if I told you I love Walters?

 

[Garbageman]

I would ask you who or what is Walters


How would you respond if I walked up to you and told you, you look identical to my relative?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I would ask you who or what is Walters


How would you respond if I walked up to you and told you, you look identical to my relative?

I'd say pics or gtfo.

How would you respond if I asked you to help me with some chores around the house?

 

[Alienated]

I would be glad to supervise you

How would you respond if someone offered you $1000 to make a porno movie ?

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I would say I am a Alien that stole his DNA, to replicate human form.

How would you respond if someone offered you $1000 to make a porno movie ?

 

[ucxb]

I wouldnt make a porno movie

How would you respond if I ... told you I am not from this planet

 

[WishingWell]

I'd call an ambulance to put you in a psychiatric hospital.



How would you respond if someone drugged you and shaved your head while you were asleep?

 

[Alienated]

Thank them for the good nap and free hair cut !!

How would you respond if they put your picture on the news saying you were wanted for a armed robbery, and should be considered DANGEROUS !!

 

[Cavey]

Most people I know have told me that I am a very scary individual, so I'd probably just sigh and wait for my inevitable arrest and subsequent prosecution.

How would you respond if you found me in your kitchen eating all your breakfast cereal?

 

[ucxb]

Ask if I should go to the store and get you more cereal

How would you respond if I ... asked you (politely) to participate in the threads "Movies A-Z", "Movie Title game", and "unjumble my jumble"? Because I want to play them but don't want to respond to my own responses!

 

[Cavey]

I hate two of those threads, but since you asked politely... I'd do it.

How would you respond if someone else from the forum asked you out on a date?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Done, done and not done because I suck at jumbles.

How would you respond if I told you I couldn't read or write and every word I've posted was a complete fluke?

 

[WishingWell]

I would ask you if you were interested in learning to read and write, and help guide you in the direction of finding a way to do so.


How would you respond if I told you that I am a Private Investigator that someone very close to you hired to not only to be following you, but to tap your phone calls, video taping you in every room where you live, but had access to all the answers and questions you post on this site and everything on your entire computer?