How would you respond if I.....

[ucxb]

How would you respond if I said that ALL is having a meetup three days from now and everyone gets free airfare?

Please?! ;p


And I'd say dont mind the reanimated corpse, thats khaoz, he's cool because he smokes...

How would you respond if I said I was going to film a documentary about ALL members & I need your address, name, and number

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Ummm, last time I gave that info out it didn't turn out all that well.

How'd you think I ended up as a corpse?


How would you respond if I stole your car?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd ask if you were going to make the payments on it while it's in your possession.

How would you respond if I demanded you make me tea and scones?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Decide whether I do or don't with a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.


How would you respond if I won?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd make YOU some tea and scones. I guess. lol

How would you respond if you lost?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Make tea and scones under duress.


How would you respond if I spiked them with hallucinogens?

 

[EveWasFramed]

A bit loopy, most likely.

How would you respond if I forced YOU to eat said hallucinogens-filled scones?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Eat them.


What would you do if upon eating them I grabbed an axe and started chasing you around the house screaming about "Spies! Spies!" And insisted that you climb into my shoe to avoid swallowing your tongue?

 

[ucxb]

I would try to calm you down with milk and cookies

How would you respond if I told you I only wanted to respond to the previous question and I fail to ask you a decent question

 

[Garbageman]

I would still enjoy reading your reply, and I think that your question is a perfectly decent question, so it a moot point.

How would you respond if I overnighted you a get well care package?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Wonder what your agenda is.


How would you respond if you found out you were banned on ALL for no reason?

 

[ucxb]

This --> For NO reason, whatsoever, inconceivable !!!

How would you respond if I told you that I can see your future

 

[Garbageman]

Test your skills

How would you respond if I threw small pebbles at your window, and started singing outside?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Chase you off.


How would you respond if you came across a bank error in your favour?

 

[Garbageman]

Ask the bank if I can keep it.

How would you respond if I sent you tickets for an all expense paid trip to be a contestant on the Price is Right?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Say thanks, but not thanks, I am not one for being on tv .

How would you respond if I sent you an all expenses paid trip to a real Ban Hut Party

 

[Alienated]

I don't know what that is, but anything to get me out of here !!

How would you respond if I asked you to take care of my cats while I was gone ?

 

[ucxb]

For how long? And how many cats?

How would you respond if I told you that I have healing hands

 

[Garbageman]

Politely ask you to utilize them on me.

How would you respond if I turned out to be an alien from another galaxy?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Ask you your life story, over a cup of tea

How would you respond if I told you I was the alien and asked you to accompany me to my home planet