How would you respond if I.....

[ucxb]

I would have many questions but would wonder how long of a trip it would be !

How would you respond if I asked you to take me to your leader

 

[Garbageman]

Tell you to take a step forward and then I would say "Hi!".

How would you respond if I borrowed your car and took it to Pimp My Ride?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id say you better DAMN well have gotten them to turn the backseat into a jugle gym for the kid.

How would you respond if I arranged for you to be on the next filming of Duck Dynasty?

 

[Garbageman]

Well I have not seen the show, but my brother has told me about it and had me watch some youtube clips. based on those I wold prepare for some entertainment. And what was it hard work and naps, and tea.

How would you respond if you found out I was already a cast member?

 

[WishingWell]

I would congratulate you and ask you for your autograph.



How would you respond if you got an e-mail from a Friend with a YouTube link in it, and when you clicked on it, it was a video of you doing something very personal?

 

[ucxb]

I'd be royally pissed off and contact said "friend" to delete it

How would you respond if I told you that I can see dead people

 

[GraceBlossom]

Hmmm maybe cringe a little because I hate seeing myself, but just put it down to experience.

How would you respond if you got a very smutty text by mistake and it was from one of your Parents

 

[9006]

I'd text them to ask what smutty means.

How would you respond if I had the worlds biggest testicles?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Buy you a hoodie for them

How would you respond if I had the world biggest ****s

 

[9006]

Come to see you.

How would you respond if I could make myself invisible?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Keep my clothes on at all times

How would you respond if I took you to the ban hut and tied you up

 

[ladyforsaken]

:O You'd tie me up? Well at least do it at my favourite corner and leave some booze for me to drink up?

How would you respond if I said I had a mission for you to do?

 

[GraceBlossom]

I would say tell me, tell me

What would you do if you started getting messages in a Jumpin Jack Flash style...

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd wonder what that even looked like.

How would you respond if I started drooling on your shoes?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Wonder if something's the matter and hand you a napkin or something.

How would you respond if I went up to you and pulled on both your ears?

 

[Blue Bob]

I'd ask if that's how you hold your "liquor".

How would you respond if I said I was from the future and I'm here to save you from my younger self.

 

[jzinsky]

I'd be damn confused?

How would you respond if the man (or woman) of your dreams got down on one knee and asked you to marry them?

 

[blacksmith205]

I'd say yes.

How would you respond if you found out that this was heaven and there's nothing after this?

 

[jzinsky]

I'd be looking for the trade descriptions act! However I do believe this might well be it so do all you can!

How would you respond if your partner asked you to indulge in his/her fetish occasionally (in return for them indulging yours of course) but you think you really wouldn't be turned on by it?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd do it.. for him.

How would you respond if I told you I have a voodoo doll of you?