How would you respond if I.....

[jzinsky]

I'd ask you to take the pins out of my back please and that you can have the real version if you just said so

How would you respond if I pm'd you asking you where you are, and can I crash at your place for a few days because ive nowhere else to go?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Aww I'd let you crash and help you out.

How would you respond if I puked at your new and expensive favourite brand of shoes?

 

[jzinsky]

If you just turned up drunk, then I'll be annoyed. If we were both drunk, or you were ill I'm fine. By all means deflect this question further to someone more attached to shoes though!

How would you respond if I couldn't stop sneezing when I was talking to you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Say "gesundheit" each time that you do and wonder if I'm dusty or perhaps you're allergic to me haha.

How would you respond if I suddenly froze and turned into ice?

 

[Blue Bob]

jacuzzi time!

how would you respond if i sakde a ixmde pu ueqsniot?

 

[jzinsky]

Diay obablypay sweany niay igpay atinlay

How would you respond if I suddenly jerked my head to the side for no apparent reason?

 

[ucxb]

Ask if you were ok and wonder if that happens often

How would you respond if I told you I have unbelievable feelings for someone on this forum

 

[jzinsky]

Yeah it does happen, it's like a facial tick or a twitch, but it's my whole neck

How would you respond if I pm'd you saying "We've been discovered, they know our secrets"?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd have to deactivate my account and start a new one. Haha.

How would your respond if I turned into an alien overnight?

 

[GraceBlossom]

I'd say nice to meet you, would you like a cup of tea

How would you respond if I aid I had won the lottery and bought and island for The Ban Hut.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd ask if you could ship me and my stuff over.

How would you respond if I asked you to support me financially?

 

[GraceBlossom]

I couldn't, but would try and help you any way I could.

How would you respond if you woke and all your dreams had come true .

 

[ucxb]

Think I was hallucinating *again* /sigh

How would you respond if I told you I had a ridiculously juicy secret ?

 

[Blue Bob]

you got my attention, now tell me already!

how would you respond if i said i already knew your secret and said that wasn't even half the story

 

[jzinsky]

Alright, how much is your silence worth? I'm not going to jail for that again!

How would you respond if I dropped dead halfway through telling you where the money was?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Forget about the money and be upset .

How would you respond if I named a star jzinsky?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Aww.. that would be cool. I'd ask you which one is it and how to have a look at it.

How would you respond if I talked to you with no sound?

 

[Azariah]

I would act confused and like nothing happened.

How would you act if I threw you my favorite stuffed animal?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd throw it back at you.

How would you respond if I sneezed non-stop the moment I stepped into your house?

 

[Azariah]

I'd kick you out of my house(to stop the sneezing).

How would you respond if i went up to you and asked you to shave my legs?