How would you respond if I.....

[jzinsky]

Huh? Why? Why are you even asking a randome dude that?

How would you respond if I said yes though, and even offered to do your bikini line and a round of waxing?

 

[Cavey]

I don't so much have a 'bikini line' as I do a 'hair suit', so I'd tread carefully before you make an offer you can't follow through with.

How would you respond if I followed you round all day making police siren noises?

 

[ucxb]

I'd take pictures of you doing such and laugh of course

How would you respond if I laughed at *everything* you said

 

[Cavey]

I'd be positively thrilled. Well, perhaps not everything. "I just found out I've got incurable cancer!" "Ha ha ha ha ha". Nope. Definitely not everything!

How would you respond if I could never fi...

 

[1000lifetimes]

I would assume you meant 'finish this sentence' and ask:

How would you respond if I accused you of being 'main-stream'.

 

[jzinsky]

Hahaha, pfft I'm about as mainstream as a hermit

How would you respond if I looked deep into your eyes and went "hmm, uhuh, hmmmmm, ahh" then walked away?

 

[ucxb]

I'd say "wait a second MISTER/MISS, what did you see?"

How would you respond if I confessed that I fart in my sleep?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Nasty. But hey, everyone probably does.


How would you respond if you woke up covered in dirt and someone else's blood?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Look for what happened....

How would you respond if I told you you was not allowed to eat your favourite food any more....

 

[ucxb]

Hmm, survive but be tempted and agony would consume me (not really)

How would you respond if I told you that I am experiencing phenomenal feelings and almost overwhelmed to the point of panic

 

[Blue Bob]

I'd say don't sit on the washing machine during the spin cycle.

How would you respond if I was bragging on something you did, but I had all the facts wrong?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd tell you off.

How would you respond if I kept nagging at you for things you didn't do?

 

[zero]

Walk away.

How would you respond if told you I`ve got only a short time left to live?

 

[Cavey]

I'd try to be compassionate, but wonder why you're wasting time talking to me.

How would you respond if you discovered I'm your next door neighbour?

 

[zero]

shrug

How would you respond if I forgot your birthday?

 

[Edward W]

Well to be fair I don't really know you so it would be unfair of me to expect you to know it. But if you feel guilty you can send me a present!

How would you respond if I told you that I was a Nigerian Prince and wanted to give you $10,000,000 but need your bank account details?

 

[zero]

I`d think it`s a scam.

How would you respond if I insulted you?

 

[Edward W]

Why? Why would you insult me?

Wahhhh!!!!

How would you respond if I just started crying in front of you?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Awwww Eddy I would hug you and tell you it's all going to be ok .

How would you respond if I told you I was your Boss

 

[Edward W]

I think that would probably be great, can I have a payrise?

How would you respond if I told you I moonlight as a limo driver for VIP's?