I like tall men

[TheRealCallie]

Note to self: don't shake hands with the Dutch LOL i'm not in NL, not one, but european in the states. Tall. Get zero compliments or attention. Height means absolutely nothing. It's actually a huge disadvantage. Wish i was average.

How tall are you? I'll take some of your height, I've always wanted to be taller (And I'm not exactly short)

 

[Finished]

I like tall men too.

They can grab the stuff I need off the top shelves at the stores.

They can carry me across a creek so I don't get wet.

I can hide behind them so I don't get picked for something.

Drunk tall men usually fight with other drunk tall men. I can safely watch from the sidelines and enjoy my beer.

Tall men can usually clear a path to the exit.

By watching tall men hit their heads I can see if I need to duck under something or not.

 

[Finished]

I'll take some of your height, I've always wanted to be taller (And I'm not exactly short)

Women are best short and wearing pink. Ha! ha!

 

[U-122]

That's a right pest but oddly.. sounds about right.


Is this really true? Wow, always thought tall people loved their height

It's true. 187cm. No love here. All my gfs were short. I hate being tall.

 

[U-122]

How tall are you? I'll take some of your height, I've always wanted to be taller (And I'm not exactly short)

187cm. I prefer to be under 6'. There's no advantage for me. I get asked by short women to reach something from the top shelf in supermarkets. That's about it. Sometimes i talk to short people and it's not easy for me to look down for too long.

 

[U-122]

I always thought the taller you are the more of you there is to hit. In like a combat sport kind of situation. You also have more reach so i guess its not all bad.

Depends on type of combat situation. For a drone operator height doesn't matter LOL

 

[Minus]

They can carry me across a creek so I don't get wet.

 

[U-122]

did they both say "nohomo" before they posed?

 

[Colster]

From my position, I reckon I'm the perfect height.

 

[U-122]

From my position, I reckon I'm the perfect height.

lol where do you find them?

 

[Colster]

lol where do you find them?

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from where he is standing, they both kinda lingers.

 

[ewomack]

I had to look up "snu snu." It's a hard thing to admit in public, but I found the strength.

 

[U-122]

I had to look up "snu snu." It's a hard thing to admit in public, but I found the strength.

It's from Futurama. Episode called Amazon Women in the Mood.

 

[Colster]

My personality is statuesque.

 

[U-122]

My personality is statuesque.

are you sure you're in the right forum? isn't it for lonely people? lol

 

[Colster]

are you sure you're in the right forum? isn't it for lonely people? lol

What's the old saying:

I could be a crowded room, and still be lonely.

Ok, my room is more like a poor man's Playboy mansion, and neither is exactly robust in conversation, loyalty, or aspirations.

 

[TropicalStarfish]

Death by snu snu, pls.