If you were a kitchen utensil...

[DreamerDeceiver]

I would be a pizza cutter.

That right there is classy. Why? xD

So I could always get a first taste of the pizza.

 

[Jilted John]

I would have to be the spud masher.Oh,the power to f**k things up!

 

[Vagrant Legacy]

Oh god.. I could be nearly anything -
. A pizza slicer - only used for convenience's sake, then isn't used for months
. A garlic press - really useful for when things just don't taste strange enough... yet.
. A meat grinder - throw something at me, wait a few minutes - the result is an unrecognisable mess.
. A wooden spatula - generally quite useful, but does not age well.
. A spaghetti fork - A WHAT now? Yeah.. that's what I mean...
. filet knife - cuts right to the case. (Disclaimer: Doesn't work on frozen targets)
. that one spoon that is bent slightly more than the others, ensuring it can only be placed at the back of the spoon-line, and not the front
Could go on for a while, but I'm running out of cutlery...

 

[Peter Lorre]

My pizza slicer gets used quite often

I'd be a Wok, I make anything with that thing!

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

...Gimme some soup. Or chowder. Corn and chicken chowder. I'ma go get some soup......

It's chowda...CHOWDA! Say it right!

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On that note I would be a dull kitchen knife: an item that was once sharp and useful, but is now simply a shiny thing to look at.

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xD shinyyyy

Oh god.. I could be nearly anything -
. A pizza slicer - only used for convenience's sake, then isn't used for months
. A garlic press - really useful for when things just don't taste strange enough... yet.
. A meat grinder - throw something at me, wait a few minutes - the result is an unrecognisable mess.
. A wooden spatula - generally quite useful, but does not age well.
. A spaghetti fork - A WHAT now? Yeah.. that's what I mean...
. filet knife - cuts right to the case. (Disclaimer: Doesn't work on frozen targets)
. that one spoon that is bent slightly more than the others, ensuring it can only be placed at the back of the spoon-line, and not the front
Could go on for a while, but I'm running out of cutlery...

WOW.

My pizza slicer gets used quite often

I'd be a Wok, I make anything with that thing!

win.

 

[Skorian]

Maybe I am dirty, but anything women use for pleasure....

I just did a google search and see all sorts of things recommended, so can't really choose one. Won't post the link though

Here I was thinking you spoke english not... that. (hehe)

I are be speak English. I are be student of Pie are be of.

Ah. Pie. It all makes sense now.

Mind explaining? Are you saying simply to eat pie?

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

That last post was disgusting.