lingo said:Here is another one.. I just read.
Q: Q: What do dolphins and men have in common?
A: They say that they're intelligent but no one's been able to prove that.
Minus said:As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the Step.Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little. More and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Kentuckian who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Kentuckian smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'
Van Hooligan X said:everytime van reads a horrible joke, god kills a kitten
poor poor kittens
Naval_Fluff said:Johnny walks in to see his dad doing his mom on the bed. His dad winks at him anf Johmmy goes upstairs. When his dad finds him he has his grandma bent over a desk. "What the hell are you doing!!" His dad screams. Johnny winks and says "Not so funny when it's your mom."
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