My extensive rant on men, relationships, dating, biology, koalas and whatever

[Drama]

sanalita

 

[Lollipop286]

Sounds like a spanish dish.

 

[Equinox]

Oh my GOD, you know what I've just realized? Men aren't even able to think for themselves! I just realized this, because some random guy with no education said it on you tube; all men are FAKE and they're actually being MANIPULATED and CONTROLLED by the powers that be or whatever! Seriously! This is the TRUTH!

Of course men will defend themselves with lame and weak debunkable stereotyping hypocritical apologist tactics, but we, the superior gender of WOMEN, can of course see through all that. We KNOW for a FACT that when it comes to what men want in women, it's 50% money and 50% looks. They couldn't care less about things such as personality, interests and other things that initially makes people compatible. Nope, it all comes down to looks and money. No wonder I can't find a guy, since I'm not tall and blond, and I'm not wealthy.

But one day, my female friends, the joke will be on them. One day, when they realize that these pretty and rich women they've been interested in aren't actually worth anything, they'll come running to us, and then WE will reject THEM! Hahah! Oh, sweet revenge! Then we can watch them suffer and cry and BEG for our forgiveness, but WE WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM, because they are FAKE and SHALLOW! Just like those damned KOALAS! FAKE, I tell you! FAAAAKEEE!!

 

[RyanEhf]

But...koalas?

 

[Equinox]

But...koalas?

FAKE!

The koala is a lie.

 

[Lollipop286]

Men are now making youtube videos about koalas to prove that they are real....how dare they try to fool us.

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[kwilczynski]

Yesterday, I left the house and actually smiled at this one guy, and he pretty much looked right through me. I glance behind, and what do I see? A younger girl with bouncier ****s. Men only like pretty girls with perky ****s.

I would probably never notice such girl. I personally prefer unique quirky women Yet, I am just a nerd

They never want me because my ****s are too big and I'm ancient. I'm already in my 30s. I'm going to die alone, aren't I?

Older women are much more fun and always have something interesting to talk about. At least from my experience So, ganbatte kudasai!

KW

 

[Badjedidude]

Dammit.

Now I'm starting to equate Koalas with misogyny.

When I see this:

[img=460x300]http://cdn.ithinkdiff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/koala.jpg[/img]

I begin to think, "THAT WHORE WHAT A WHORE STUPID WOMAN **** THEM ALL WOMAN **** **** WHORE!!!"

 

[Equinox]

Aaaaw. That's too sad. Here's something to make it all better: http://vimeo.com/couchmode/user2714304/videos/sort:newest/11712103

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^That's weirdly cute.

 

[blackhole]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zKBbtj9rWrU/S5S0_te4VgI/AAAAAAAAEjM/zoc5J1rHE9M/s400/koala+****+stuff.jpg

 

[lone_drow]

Aaaaw. That's too sad. Here's something to make it all better: http://vimeo.com/couchmode/user2714304/videos/sort:newest/11712103

Hehe. Cute video.

They are not a lie like the koalas are right?

 

[frey12]

I don't know if this is serious or not? But I will say that a lot of the women here I have met have amazing personalities and are very physically attractive(this term is hypocritical but just a factual statement). I read equinox's first statement but I wasn't sure if it was serious or not... Anyway great personalities and physical attractiveness aren't enough sometimes it just requires luck to find someone who wants what you want. While also not wanting to just use you for sex. I hope this was a helpful contribution to the very confusing thread.

 

[IgnoredOne]

Koalas are serious business.

 

[Ghost Boy]

I don't know if this is serious or not? But I will say that a lot of the women here I have met have amazing personalities and are very physically attractive(this term is hypocritical but just a factual statement). I read equinox's first statement but I wasn't sure if it was serious or not... Anyway great personalities and physical attractiveness aren't enough sometimes it just requires luck to find someone who wants what you want. While also not wanting to just use you for sex. I hope this was a helpful contribution to the very confusing thread.

This is a troll thread made in response to another thread called "My extensive rant on women, dating, PUA" and what ever the else it said. The guy who posted claimed that there's this rigged dating system that favors women over men. He also blamed that entire FEMALE gender for him being lonely even though he's never met them all.

So no, Equinox isn't serious

 

[Equinox]

I want to believe in koalas again!

 

[lonelyfairy]

Awww, koalas are very cute! They look huggable. :>

 

[lone_drow]

I want to believe in koalas again!

Believe in baby sloths. Koalas are a lie!

Awww, koalas are very cute! They look huggable. :>

Don't fall for its cuteness! It's a trap!

 

[Equinox]

Baby sloths! <3

Seeing this pic of my favorite actor holding my favorite animal just gave me a hormonal OD.

<3 <3 <3

 

[Pheenix]

SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHS