OH MY GOD!
I can't BELIEVE have EASY men have it when it comes to dating! Like, srsly! ANY guy can make a profile on a dating site, and even if he's, like 573 lbs and missing a leg, and his hamster just died, he'll STILL get over 50 messages within half an hour! Srsly, I once made a fake male profile, and that totally happened! Besides, no man I've ever actually MET in real life has told me that he's never had a girlfriend, only online, so that makes it IMPOSSIBLE to even consider that some men could be struggling, just as women do. OF COURSE any random man I encounter on the street, in a pub, at work or whatever is going to walk up to me and say "Hi, I have trouble finding a date and I've never had a girlfriend", just like that, because that wouldn't be embarrassing it ALL.
I'm sooooo lonely, and even though I send out LOADS of messages on dating sites, and I've approached men in real life, I never get a response, and they just look at me like I'm some alien creature that just landed planet Eart. Of course this has absolutely NOTHING to do with how I present myself, how I talk to them, what I write in my messages or in my profile, it's EVERYBODY ELSE's fault, and by that I mean the MEN. Men are soooo shallow, they'll only ever approach a pretty girl, and they'll only respond to messages on a dating site from girls with pretty pictures wearing a slutty top.
It's unfair that relationships are so EASY for men, while I'm forced to sit home alone and complain about this, completely against my will! I've done absolutely EVERYTHING I can, but men are just too shallow to get what an amazing, caring, funny and giving girl I am. Even the UGLY men will only approach the pretty girls. I'm willing to date ANY man, I don't mind if he's in wheelchair, wrestling an anaconda, singing Swedish folk tunes from the 80's and covered in spots, I don't care, I'm soooo lonely and frustrated, but noooo, the men are conspiring against me and the system is rigged and I'm supposed to just wait to be asked out, and when I get tired of waiting and ask out a guy myself he freaks out because it threatens his "manhood" or whatever and rejects me. Because there's absolutely NO CHANCE there could be anything about ME that he finds offputting. WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD THAT BE? I'm so damn perfect and all men are shallow jerks who just want to be with the hottest chicks. And they all just want tall blondes.
Of course NO man will ever admit this. They'll keep denying this because they are MEN, but I know better, being the reflected and highly evolved woman that I am. I've seen through their little "games" and I KNOW what they think, how they feel and what they really want. All men are the same, or at least most of them, and they only care about looks. THIS IS TRUE BECAUSE I SAY SO!
AND WHY ARE THERE NO KOALAS??!
I wish it was as easy as you say
