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[Sci-Fi]

1010011010

 

[Jilted John]

???????

 

[Sci-Fi]

Don't you know binary? LOL Its from an episode of Futurama.

 

[Jilted John]

Well,I though it was binary,but I didn't say anything,in case I looked stupid.But,now I do anyway so I needn't have worried!

 

[Sci-Fi]

I don't know what the hell I did to myself today. I was fine this morning, got up did my morning routine, drove to work, opened up, got into skid steer to pull it outside, pulled it up by the sign, then had this shooting pain in my lower back. It won't go away and it makes it painful to move. It even hurts when I sneeze, which sucks since I have allergies. WTF? :-/ And people keep coming in to rent heavy stuff that I have to help them lift or load.

 

[Jilted John]

Sounds like f**ked back syndrome to me,get the kid to do the heavy stuff for a while.

 

[ThatOneGirl]

Sounds like f**ked back syndrome to me

Way to give a serious medical diagnosis.

 

[Sci-Fi]

LMAO! I like that advice, except he wasn't in today.

Could have been worse ThatOneGirl, he could have told me to have a cookie and call him in the morning. LOL Must have been that steel wall I ran into.

 

[Jilted John]

No,it was probably me using your ass for a step!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

LMAO! I like that advice, except he wasn't in today.

Could have been worse ThatOneGirl, he could have told me to have a cookie and call him in the morning. LOL Must have been that steel wall I ran into.

Haha..That is very true! Sorry bout the wall thing..had to be done!!

No,it was probably me using your ass for a step!

Yeah, lets go with this...blame John!!!!

 

[Jilted John]

Why is it always me?

 

[Sci-Fi]

LOL Poor John.

Anyone else getting rain and thunderstorms? Thankfully we didn't get the sever storms here, they stayed just south of us.

 

[ThatOneGirl]

Anyone else getting rain and thunderstorms?

I wish I was. I miss the rain!

 

[Peter Lorre]

Sunny weather here

 

[Jilted John]

Just the usual,rain.

No wonder this country is so f**king green!

 

[Sci-Fi]

Caught myself a little friend. Here I was sitting doing some paper work when I look over and see a little mouse sitting still on the floor. Now I thought this is weird, usually the don't expose themselves like this, and usually the run away. Even odder was that it was inside, normally I only get mice in the late fall as the crops some down and in the winter. I watched for a bit then got curious and crouched down on the floor near it. It still didn't move. Now I know it wasn't dead because it was on it's feet and wasn't there before. So I carefully touch it's tail which got some movement out of it. I go get a small box to scoop it up in and now have a pet. I'm not the type of person who can just kill it or flush it down the toilet, I know I have to do something with it.

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WTF!?! I just caught another one, now they are both in the same box. The first seems scared of te second one, it is shivering in the corner of the box.

 

[Jilted John]

Ha,ha,

I've got the same problem,my stupid cat keeps bringing live mice in,then lets them go in the flat!
The complete opposite of what a cat's supposed to do!But I can't kill them either,as long as they keep out of the kitchen,I don't mind one or two.

 

[Sci-Fi]

LOL that darn cat.

Well, they started to cuddle, then it got weird. I checked on them and one was on top of the other. But not in a good way and the mouse on top was "humping" the other mouses face. Dear god what kind of mice have I caught?

 

[ThatOneGirl]

the mouse on top was "humping" the other mouses face. Dear god what kind of mice have I caught?

LMAO

No wonder that one mouse was scared! I would be scared of face-rape too! Sounds like they plan on making you a lot of new little friends, but are off to a rough start.

 

[Jilted John]

So? Don't mice have oral sex?