What are you thinking right now?

[WildernessWildChild]

"Bout as jittery as a sinner on judgement day...."

When an old redneck with a long beard says it, it's almost like poetry

 

[Dissident]

Lots of jokes about North Korea having to "throw" their missiles at their neighbors. I submit that that's an unfair assessment of their technological progress. I predict that they will instead launch their missiles from giant slingshots, provided by the ACME company.

 

[9006]

What should I do first?

 

[Veruca]

I dont want to go out in the rain at this time to get my car from the workshop...No! Must be grateful for having a car!

 

[Dissident]

I don't wanna go to work.

 

[keebler]

I have to be honest, we're going through a bad situation with our landlord right now, so that's what's mainly on my mind, unfortunately.
This guy likes to harass us and has been doing so since we first moved here back at the end of October. I mean, who moves out of their house and doesn't get their postal address changed so their mail will be delivered where they actually live? This guy obviously likes coming here for his post as frequently as possible, and we put up with it for a long time, but then he and his girlfriend starting coming around being abusive, and drunk, so I stopped letting them in, which is making them very unhappy now.
Anyway, I won't bore you all with the details, but basically it sucks!

 

[Shipster0958]

I don't want to give away this last puppy

 

[Edward W]

This guy likes to harass us and has been doing so since we first moved here back at the end of October. I mean, who moves out of their house and doesn't get their postal address changed so their mail will be delivered where they actually live? This guy obviously likes coming here for his post as frequently as possible, and we put up with it for a long time, but then he and his girlfriend starting coming around being abusive, and drunk, so I stopped letting them in, which is making them very unhappy now.

Tell him you'll drop the post off once a week. Although it's really not your responsibility - tell him the post office do a mail re-direct service and he should use that.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I need to go to bed.

 

[Edward W]

I need to go to bed.

And don't set the alarm. Take care.

 

[9006]

I guess I better make myself something to eat.

 

[MissGuided]

 

[WildernessWildChild]

I'm here for you G. One scoop or two?

 

[MissGuided]

^LMFAO! That is awesome.

 

[9006]

How does Suzi Perry always win the Gadget Show challenges? She must be banging the producer or something.

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Anyone know where I can buy a life?

---

Man Selling Entire Life for $3.5 Million on Ebay: 'No Reason Not To'

Never mind, just found one.

Ummm, anyone got $3.5 million laying around?

 

[Edward W]

^ <checks pockets> Nope, sorry.

If no-one else posts for a few minutes can I make my name appear as last author on all today's threads?

 

[9006]

^ <checks pockets> Nope, sorry.

If no-one else posts for a few minutes can I make my name appear as last author on all today's threads?

How do you wash your pants?

If you can fit $3.5 million in your pocket, you'd be wearing the words biggest pair!

 

[keebler]

Is it wrong to eat Skittles and drink coffee at the same time?

 

[perfanoff]

I need to go to bed.

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