What are you thinking right now?

[Shipster0958]

I'm thinking...what the hell is candy floss?

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See! Lady noticed! Blame Scotsman!

 

[Scotsman]

I'm thinking, they don't call it candy floss!!? Ok, blame me. I can take it.

 

[Shipster0958]

I'm thinking I've heard of dental floss...but I still have no idea what candy floss is.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm thinking you call it cotton candy. Problem solved. No, no, don't thank me.

 

[Shipster0958]

I'm thinking cotton candy resembles nothing of floss.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm thinking the words we choose are being judged like she judges our spelling.

 

[Shipster0958]

I'm thinking I actually only judge Scotsman.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm thinking I must be special. (Don't ruin that thought, Shipster, I know you want to). Yes, I'm special.

 

[Shipster0958]

I'm thinking oh yes. Scotsman is......"special."

 

[Scotsman]

I'm thinking I saw that coming. I set it up nicely. See, I'm the giver here.

 

[Shipster0958]

I'm thinking that Scotsman may not have all his marbles.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm thinking that's the best position to be in with you - a few marbles short.

 

[Shipster0958]

I'm thinking that's what short-marbled people might think.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm thinking Shipster must think so too then!

 

[Shipster0958]

I'm thinking that Scotsman is struggling for comebacks.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm thinking you'll find that was perfectly fine. But you know, Americans!!!

 

[Shipster0958]

I'm thinking Scotsman is making negative remarks about Americans. Who's next Scotsman???

 

[Scotsman]

I'm thinking the irony and sarcasm has been lost in translation. You know I love ya Shipster. Ha!!

 

[Shipster0958]

I'm thinking Scotsman and I have somehow wandered off the intention of this thread, without actually getting off topic. What a triumph!

 

[Peaches]

don't know what is scarier, the present or the future