What are you thinking right now?

[Tehkays]

I realllllly don't want to be at work today... I'd much rather snuggle my kitty in bed all day.

NOW I'm thinking about making a dirty joke, but I'll refrain

I knew someone somewhere would want to make it dirty! I thought of it after I posted it.

 

[user 139760]

Why refrain. Just be prepared to explain to the simpletons amongst us lol

" have the plumber in"
Hehehehehehehehehe...... ;-)
(didn't say it was a good joke lol. Could be worse, though, see above, you could have stayed at home in bed playing with your kitty all day....LOL!
Alright, I retire from 5 year old worthy jokes for the day ;-) )

 

[Serenia]

Why do I feel like a moron?

 

[user 130057]

Why do I feel like a moron?

I think it's written in our relationship agreement that we each must either feel or act like a moron at least once per day. There's a test for it anyway. Just answer this question:

Does pineapple belong on a pizza?

If the answer is yes, then your worst fears will be confirmed

 

[Serenia]

Why do I feel like a moron?

I think it's written in our relationship agreement that we each must either feel or act like a moron at least once per day. There's a test for it anyway. Just answer this question:

Does pineapple belong on a pizza?

If the answer is yes, then your worst fears will be confirmed

Grrrr of course it does what a moronic question :club: :club: :club:

 

[user 130057]

Why do I feel like a moron?

I think it's written in our relationship agreement that we each must either feel or act like a moron at least once per day. There's a test for it anyway. Just answer this question:

Does pineapple belong on a pizza?

If the answer is yes, then your worst fears will be confirmed

Grrrr of course it does what a moronic question :club: :club: :club:

That's just step one.

Does marshmallow ever belong in ice cream?

 

[Serenia]

Why do I feel like a moron?

I think it's written in our relationship agreement that we each must either feel or act like a moron at least once per day. There's a test for it anyway. Just answer this question:

Does pineapple belong on a pizza?

If the answer is yes, then your worst fears will be confirmed

Grrrr of course it does what a moronic question :club: :club: :club:

That's just step one.

Does marshmallow ever belong in ice cream?

Of course!!!!

 

[user 130057]

Why do I feel like a moron?

I think it's written in our relationship agreement that we each must either feel or act like a moron at least once per day. There's a test for it anyway. Just answer this question:

Does pineapple belong on a pizza?

If the answer is yes, then your worst fears will be confirmed

Grrrr of course it does what a moronic question :club: :club: :club:

That's just step one.

Does marshmallow ever belong in ice cream?

Of course!!!!

Now you have the answer to why you feel like a moron

 

[Serenia]

I think it's written in our relationship agreement that we each must either feel or act like a moron at least once per day. There's a test for it anyway. Just answer this question:

Does pineapple belong on a pizza?

If the answer is yes, then your worst fears will be confirmed

Grrrr of course it does what a moronic question :club: :club: :club:

That's just step one.

Does marshmallow ever belong in ice cream?

Of course!!!!

Now you have the answer to why you feel like a moron

Ha ha :club: I think we need to re evaluate that term of the relationship agreement.

 

[user 139760]

It's real evil to make people want marshmellows and ice cream at 8 am, you know. ;-)

 

[dead]

That it was me, not you.
that i could share it, take it, steal it.
anything but watch.

 

[user 139760]

((((((((((((((((((((((((dead)))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[user 130057]

It's real evil to make people want marshmellows and ice cream at 8 am, you know. ;-)

There's never a bad time for ice cream. Marshmallow on the other hand...

 

[pinocio]

See ?I don't think anything goin' to change ,that's y I hate this life.you told me everytime That I have many chance to get rid all of this **** ,but no !I have nothing.Honestly I am just stuck in this situation ,in this life.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I held my colleague's baby the other day and he was such a heartthrob. He kept reaching out for me each time and it just made me melt even more. Makes me want babies. Or kittens/puppies.

Just when you think you're finished with the past, it reaches out and slaps you hard

That almost always happens to me too.... makes me wary all the damn time when I think my life is about to start a new chapter. Stuff from the previous chapters always come back. :|

 

[niceguysfinishlast]

I held my colleague's baby the other day and he was such a heartthrob. He kept reaching out for me each time and it just made me melt even more. Makes me want babies. Or kittens/puppies.

Just when you think you're finished with the past, it reaches out and slaps you hard

That almost always happens to me too.... makes me wary all the damn time when I think my life is about to start a new chapter. Stuff from the previous chapters always come back. :|

The more things change the more they stay the same.

 

[nibbysaurus]

30 days

 

[Jently]

Soooooooo happy I found that web site

 

[Amelia]

Witnessing my best guy friend marry a wonderful lady has been the highlight of my week! Some weddings are just so lovely

 

[nibbysaurus]

29 days...