What are you thinking right now?

[TheRealCallie]

There's only one thing to do...tackle them to the ground, and forcibly give them a shave!

I think you are forgetting the beard cutting scandal of 2011.....
https://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/16-sentenced-in-amish-beard-cutting-case

 

[Trevor]

These English muffins taste like honeysuckle.

 

[user 135671]

These English muffins taste like honeysuckle.

How dare you sir! England has produced some of the best muffin in the world, have you never met a girl from South London?

 

[user 135671]

Snow White would be way funnier with an eighth dwarf named Drunky who just rambled incoherently all the time.

 

[Trevor]

How dare you sir! England has produced some of the best muffin in the world, have you never met a girl from South London?

I meant Iranian muffins.

 

[TheSkaFish]

How dare you sir! England has produced some of the best muffin in the world, have you never met a girl from South London?

No, but your comment here has me feeling like I should...

 

[Finished]

My cell phone provider sure has me on the s l o w data speed plan.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

39 missed calls… 78 unread texts… hmmm i wonder how many say im toxic… im guessing 0… now its all i love you and im sorry…

Oh please, I’m tired… I wanted a life, legacy, a son… you want games… play them with someone else… play them with your ex… I turned off my bad ways to really let you in… you disappointing sorry excuse for a “man”… I wish I was toxic I really bloody do… I wish I could really be toxic and show you what it means not worth my time.

 

[Adamridge79]

I cannot mirror the self centered view, but im thinking I was better at reading people

 

[Adamridge79]

Oh, and never message someone you think you'd want to talk to....never ends well

 

[TheSkaFish]

A few years ago, I was begging someone from the States to send me a cream soda Dr Pepper. They told me it wouldn't be worth it by the time it got here.

Well, it's finally available in my town. And I am not disappointed at all.

Kind of on-topic...

I just tried Starlight Coke today, the one that's supposed to taste like raspberries, and space.

Not to be a total product shill or anything, but it's delicious. If this is what space tastes like, I will give Galactus a run for his money.

 

[user 135671]

Maybe urinals were invented when a tall guy walked past a sink and thought " Why not? "

 

[Trevor]

Sunny and mild.

 

[Abstamyous]

Kind of on-topic...

I just tried Starlight Coke today, the one that's supposed to taste like raspberries, and space.

Not to be a total product shill or anything, but it's delicious. If this is what space tastes like, I will give Galactus a run for his money.

The starlight coke is delicious!

 

[Finished]

My cell phone provider sure has me on the s l o w 4G speed data plan.

 

[kaetic]

The starlight coke is delicious!

Raspberry coke... I want to try it.

 

[Trevor]

Raspberry coke... I want to try it.

Sounds pretty good.

 

[user 130057]

Looking at a Beat Saber leaderboard and finding that you are sandwiched between your two exes - both of whom you taught how to play - is a strangely disquieting experience.

 

[TheRealCallie]

Raspberry coke... I want to try it.

Personally, I didn't like it. Tastes like pink starbursts to me. I suppose if you like to drink pink starbursts, it would be okay, but it's not for me. I didn't like the Dr Pepper/Cream Soda either. I don't like to drink cotton candy.

 

[Abstamyous]

Looking at a Beat Saber leaderboard and finding that you are sandwiched between your two exes - both of whom you taught how to play - is a strangely disquieting experience.

I was having a discussion with someone close to me, who thought it would be cool if Skyrim adopted a feature from Elden Ring, where 3 of the bosses are just tough players or something. I told them that if I had to battle them, I'd probably show up at their door with a stick lol.