What are you thinking right now?

[TheRealCallie]

This is all so darn ridiculous. If my eyes roll any more, they may not come back around.

 

[user 139760]

This is all so darn ridiculous. If my eyes roll any more, they may not come back around.

Midwest Undertaker lol

 

[Abstamyous]

"I'd have cracked years ago
If it weren't for my sense of humor"

 

[user 135671]

I saw a Ouija board at a boot sale this morning, it said 'suitable for age 8+'. So you have to be 18 to buy alcohol but can summon a demon at age 8

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

I saw a Ouija board at a boot sale this morning, it said 'suitable for age 8+'. So you have to be 18 to buy alcohol but can summon a demon at age 8

On a scale of 1 to The Tenth Aethyr, how age appropriate is that?

 

[user 139760]

I saw a Ouija board at a boot sale this morning, it said 'suitable for age 8+'. So you have to be 18 to buy alcohol but can summon a demon at age 8

My cousin used to tease me when I was a kid, saying his mom, my aunt, could make spoons fly in the air and bend them. Took me years to realize it was a load of crap lol.
So far, only thing I've summoned with those is a 30 dollar bill. Plus taxes. You get an actual demon? Invite me over, I got work for that arsehole. Bonus points if we get him to haunt an 8 year old

 

[user 139760]

WWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
(Trying to pep myself up lol)

 

[user 135671]

WWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
(Trying to pep myself up lol)

hahah, when I was gigging with my band I suggested a few times we should all come on stage to this, wearing Nature Boy gowns, the guys wouldn't go for it ... pity, we could've been bigger than the Stones.

 

[user 190481]

I am thinking I hope the repairman that I booked for today will arrive as promised to put new roof felt on the extension of my kitchen.

 

[user 139760]

hahah, when I was gigging with my band I suggested a few times we should all come on stage to this, wearing Nature Boy gowns, the guys wouldn't go for it ... pity, we could've been bigger than the Stones.

If you REALLY want to be bigger than the Rolling Stones, you gotta do just that, but convince the guys to come on stage naked with open robes, à la Naitch, with the little Nature Boys flapping in the air. Guaranteed publicity mate

 

[okidoke]

Why do I allow myself to get so frustrated with stupid people? They don’t know they’re stupid.

 

[user 190481]

I am thinking I hope the repairman that I booked for today will arrive as promised to put new roof felt on the extension of my kitchen.

The repairman arrived, worked very well, all done now. He jokingly asked if I would like to climb the ladder to take a look....ME? erm, nope.

I would dither so much going up each rung I would make the ladder shake. Anyway I just simply went upstairs to look at it from the side window of the back bedroom.

 

[Abstamyous]

Now I just want to see what everyone is wearing

 

[TheRealCallie]

Now I just want to see what everyone is wearing

Nothing. This is a nudist colony.

 

[Abstamyous]

Nothing. This is a nudist colony.

Well excuse me while I remove my apron

 

[user 135671]

How are unicorns fake and giraffes real, like what's more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard/moose/camel with a 40 foot neck

 

[user 139760]

Now I just want to see what everyone is wearing

Are you going for my shoes first? Badly mangled workboots, with the right lace broken and tied up crooked. I'd hate to think what that'll make me

 

[Abstamyous]

Are you going for my shoes first? Badly mangled workboots, with the right lace broken and tied up crooked. I'd hate to think what that'll make me

Depends if you've stepped into a foot of snow first or not

 

[TheRealCallie]

Does anyone else write honeysuckle instead of the other word automatically now?

I'm just waiting until I say it in real life.

 

[Abstamyous]

Does anyone else write honeysuckle instead of the other word automatically now?

I'm just waiting until I say it in real life.

I have never written the "h" word. I've deleted a lot of other ones though