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cheaptrickfan
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I'm thinking, "Holy honeysuckle. I am a moron."
Why?
I just realized that today was St. Paddy's Day and that that meant it was past the mid-month mark and that I had a bill that was due. So, I went through the stack of bills, checked my balance online and realized I could pay a bunch of them now and not worry.
So I did all that honeysuckle, then lay down to nap again and realized, in shock, that the one bill that had sparked the whole bill-paying extravaganza hadn't been in the stack. And really, of all the bills that I pay, this one is the second worst not to pay (the mortgage being the first, of course). So I just spend 30 ******* minutes running around (and coughing and wheezing because I can't ******* breathe, tyvm) looking for the thing. I went through the bags of paper recycling. I was on the verge of tears when I remembered that I'd paid the gas and electric bill the other day. I grabbed that statement (See? it pays to be a packrat and keep all those statement stubs...) and there it was, accidentally stuffed in with the statement for that other bill.
I wish I would just win the lottery already.
Why?
I just realized that today was St. Paddy's Day and that that meant it was past the mid-month mark and that I had a bill that was due. So, I went through the stack of bills, checked my balance online and realized I could pay a bunch of them now and not worry.
So I did all that honeysuckle, then lay down to nap again and realized, in shock, that the one bill that had sparked the whole bill-paying extravaganza hadn't been in the stack. And really, of all the bills that I pay, this one is the second worst not to pay (the mortgage being the first, of course). So I just spend 30 ******* minutes running around (and coughing and wheezing because I can't ******* breathe, tyvm) looking for the thing. I went through the bags of paper recycling. I was on the verge of tears when I remembered that I'd paid the gas and electric bill the other day. I grabbed that statement (See? it pays to be a packrat and keep all those statement stubs...) and there it was, accidentally stuffed in with the statement for that other bill.
I wish I would just win the lottery already.
I won't be back on here until FRIDAY!!! SEEEEYAAAAHHH!!! ^_^
