It wouldn't matter if the skies rained everything you ever wanted in life... You still would not be happy with anything. You are one miserable person, sir, and on this very day, I understand everything he's ever told me about you in the past two years I've been talking to him.
Well, ain't you the pot calling the kettle black... He's lazy, but for you to go 10 feet to use the bathroom is such a song and a dance to you... Really...