Oh my ******* God, what the hell is up with the universe today? SO many ******* telemarketers - did the ******* Do Not Call list thing expire yesterday? What the ****? Also, twice, today, TWICE, I had to spend time on the phone with customer service ******** because when I was paying bills and whatnot, their websites would not let me log in. Then my appointment today was a COLOSSAL waste of time - I got there 15 minutes early, as per usual, and ******* sat there, patiently on the outside but seething on the inside, for an hour because they HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME.
These people all conspire to make me lose my ******* mind, what the hell is that about?
And look, just like that, the stress has brought back my heartburn.
One good thing today?
My $5 milkshake:
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Though mine was a coffee milkshake with malt powder.