What Would You Do If?

[Spare]

I'd take solace in the fact that history would remember me forever as the only person to ever suffer death by koala bear.

What would you do if you came back in your next life as a pair of sweat socks?

 

[loketron]

id be pissed! id feel better about my previous life i can tell you that!

what would you do if being lonely was illegal?
HA!

 

[mintymint]

I'd be serving some cold, hard time behind bars.

what would you do if animals became our currency?

 

[Badjedidude]

LOL I'd still be poor.

What would you do if oxygen suddenly became our currency?

----Steve

 

[mintymint]

breath very sparingly

same question

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

fear for the poor.. they'd get screwed somehow..

What would you if your shoes were made of fairy floss?

 

[Badjedidude]

Ummm....they'd be magical....?

What would you do if your shoes were made of barbed wire?

----Steve

 

[samba101]

kick my enemies where it hurts, I'm out for revenge.

What would you burn if you were an arsonist?

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

scour the career section of the paper looking for well paid jobs for people who like to burn ****..

What would you do if you found a dead cockroach in your burger?

 

[Spare]

Add more ketchup.

What would you do if your hair started growing at thrice its usual rate?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I'd be going to the salon more often.

What would do if you had the perfect opportunity to get back at an ex?

 

[mintymint]

walk away... just walk away...

What would you do if you had your own boat?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I would go sailing a lot more often. lol

What would you do if someone you had the hots for, just at the last-minute, invited you to a concert you really wanted to hear, but you already had plans with your best friend?

 

[Spare]

Actually, my best friend would be mad at me if I didn't go to the concert.

Same question.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I would also probably ditch my friend, though I would feel guilty about it. lol

Same again. (I'm really curious)

 

[mintymint]

If a friend isn't there to help get you laid, then what is friendship?

Same question

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd also ditch my best friend. Forget "bros before hos"....a TRUE bro would understand that it's been a little while for me....so I gotta get me some hottie luvin'... lol

What would you do if an extremely ugly chick/guy came up to you and offered to have sex with you in some amazing way that you've always secretly wanted?

----Steve

 

[EveWasFramed]

Am I still married when they ask? lol

I'll pass this question on to the next (unmarried) person.

 

[loketron]

so shirt on, lights off, no talking? j/k! lol

id pass, because believe it or not, its not all
about the sex to this guy, even though i
really need to get laid!! im about finding
someone not just getting laid. god that sounds
lame but thats me

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

say, "not again grandpa"

What would you do if Pinoccio wanted to score some hash off you?