What Would You Do If?

[The Wonderful Sin]

I'd go to Disneyland... Don't know how that works.. He's probably there, too... but at least he would have trouble with all the people there watching and such...


What would you do if your mom went to college...

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

make lunch for her everyday

What would be your final meal if you were being executed the next day?

 

[The Wonderful Sin]

A live baby... I just wanna know if I could actually get it... Maybe I'll have it cooked, just to freak them out... Oven roasted baby.. lol


What would you do if someone pissed on your leg.

 

[Spare]

I'd check to make sure I hadn't previously been stung by a jellyfish, just to make sure they weren't doing me a favor.

Then I'd proceed to beat the audaciousness out of them.

What would you do if you woke up one morning, and found yourself in a jail cell?

 

[The Wonderful Sin]

It's Sea Urchin, not Jellyfish.

Anyway, I'd make sure my butt was fine...

What would you do if a velocoraptor wanted to make babies with you?

 

[Spare]

It's Sea Urchin, not Jellyfish.

Actually, it's more of a placebo effect in both cases than anything else. But it's fun to joke about!

What would you do if a velocoraptor wanted to make babies with you?

I'd kick it until it went away. (velociraptors weren't really that large. The movie dinos are really Utahraptors)

What would you do if the planet suddenly lost all its gravity?

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd be dead in a couple of minutes as one of many apocalyptic anti-gravity scenarios ensued. For instance: the atmosphere would scatter as I would suffocate. Also, I myself could simply float off into space....etc etc etc.

What would you do if the moon suddenly veered on a collision course with Earth (somehow) and you only had 3 days until it hit?

----Steve

 

[Spare]

I'd eat cheese for two days straight. I'd probably spend the third day in the bathroom.

Same question.

 

[mintymint]

I'd eat cheese for two days straight. I'd probably spend the third day in the bathroom.

LMAO!!

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Hmm... I would drive to ground zero and listen to music through the car stereo as I waited for it to hit right on top of me. Maybe I could leave a big minty shaped splat in the sea of tranquility

Same Question

 

[zero]

Day no 1: party
Day no 2: sex and sleep
Day no 3: trip

Same Q.

 

[Spare]

I stand by my cheese and bathroom response.

What would you do if you woke up one day and your face was upside down?

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd probably frown...which would actually be a smile. I think.

Same question.

----Steve

 

[loketron]

get rich off the write ups in medical journals
and going on oprah and montel.

what would you do if all ice cream in the world was black licorice flavor??

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd still eat it. I like black licorice.

Same question. (Damned good one)

----Steve

 

[PaperKat42]

Never eat ice cream again, I hate black licorice.

What would you do if all your clothes turned yellow?

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd go nude.

What would you do if you suddenly grew a third arm?

 

[PaperKat42]

Use it to freak people out.

What would you do if lost your Internet access?

 

[Badjedidude]

I wouldn't be online, would I? lol

What would you do if your computer gained self-awareness?

 

[PaperKat42]

Try and make friends with it.

What would you do if you became a vampire?

 

[mintymint]

Join the red cross

What would you do if there was no gravity?