What Would You Do If?

[Badjedidude]

OMAGAWD I would drown because I'd eat it all.

What would you do if you were forced at gunpoint to smoke a full carton of cigarettes in an hour?

----Steve

 

[mintymint]

puff, puke, repeat.

What would you do if disco came back with a vengeance?

 

[Badjedidude]

Damn, I'd embrace it.

What would you do if men were suddenly forced to only wear speedos at the pool/beach?

----Steve

 

[mintymint]

trigger an ice age through climate manipulation.

what would you do if you had to land a plane?

 

[Vaea]

Wish that I was in the Matrix, poop my pants, and abandon ship.

What would you do if a genie gave you the option of re-living your teenage years?

 

[Badjedidude]

I would tear up so much teen-girl ass that it wouldn't even be funny.

Same question.

----Steve

 

[mintymint]

ask him for sweet mercy

what would you do if you gained the ability to control cats?

 

[ThisGuy]

oops. too slow. id make them all kill themselves. i hate cats
what would you do if you only had an hour left to live?

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd probably die in an hour. Heh maybe go rob a bank, too.

What would you do if your arms exploded while working out one day?

----Steve

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

put all the pieces into the bin with my teeth.

What would you say to the lead alien stepping off it's spacecraft to make contact with humanity?

 

[Badjedidude]

"That's what SHE said!"

What would you do if said aliens opened fire on you a la Mars Attacks?

----Steve

 

[Poe's Prodigy]

Join them. I'd make a better Universal Leader anyways...

What would you do if you had to choose between being a pirate or a ninja?

 

[Badjedidude]

Pirate. That was easy.

What would you do if you woke up alone in a massive spaceship, 200 light-years from Earth, and you had amnesia?

----Steve

 

[Spare]

Go to the bathroom.

What would you do if found your doppelganger?

 

[mika90]

I would probably say "Hi" and then piss my pants.


What would you do if u found out u only had a month to live??

 

[mintymint]

kidnap a bunny

what would you do if you could fly?

 

[The Wonderful Sin]

Fly my arse to visit my girl!!!


What would you do if you were being attacked by an army of invincible lego men?

 

[Badjedidude]

#1. Construct a super, mega-destructo bot.
#2. Bribe some of the lego guys to be my private mercenaries.
#3. Have the mercenaries build a lego statue of me.
#4. Using the mercs, fight against the lego guys attacking me.

What would you do if a meteor fell out of the sky right now and smashed your car or a part of your house?

----Steve

 

[The Wonderful Sin]

INSURANCE!!!!

What would you do if your arms got chopped off by angry keebler elves?

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd want 'em covered in chocolate fudge.

What would you do if you were paralyzed and a rabid koala bear came up and began eating you while you're still alive?

----Steve