What Would You Do If?

[Rosebolt]

Save for interest.

What would you do if you walked outside and you were suddenly in the year 95?

 

[9006]

Hope I'm also as young as I was back then.

What would you do if it started raining money and it caused a riot?

 

[Rosebolt]

Take a day off at work and play video games.

What would you do if all music were to be replaced by football commercials?

 

[9006]

Freak out.

What would you do if you had an option to be the first person on Mars?

 

[Edward W]

Think of a good soundbite.

What would do if you could live forever?

 

[Shipster0958]

Learn as much as possible.

What would you do if you could remove your head from your body?

 

[9006]

Hmm, I can't see what I could do with that!

What would you do if you were horny ALL the time?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd ladywank ALL the time.

What would you do if someone makes you horny ALL the time?

 

[Greb]

Grow a beard. Then address the situation, wherein I'd be grateful for the blood loss from my brain to my penis, thus ensuring I'll have less chance to overthink everything, due to cranial asphyxiation. Bonus points if you realise I must be pretty well endowed (or have a very, very tiny brain) in order for such complications to arise.

What would you do if no matter where you went, people took your picture?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd try to disguise myself.

What would you do if you saw a witch hovering outside your window on a broomstick?

 

[Greb]

I'd probably soil myself.

OR GRAB THINE CHAINSAW, FOR THATCHER HAS RETURNED IN ZOMBIE FORM TO LEAD THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!


What would you do if you suddenly eat anything with a vowel in it?

 

[9006]

Dunno.

What would you do if you bored everyone to sleep?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd talk my way out of a lot of situations I didn't want to be in.

What would you do if you couldn't touch your toes?

 

[Winterclaw]

I'd go on a diet.

What would you do if you woke up one morning aged 20 years older?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd wonder if I had been in a coma.

What would you do if all the magnetic stuff around you stick on your body?

 

[9006]

Have a cool party trick.

What would you do if you were being stalked?

 

[perfanoff]

Be chill about it

What would you do if you woke up on the other side of the world?

 

[9006]

Wonder how the **** I got there, then try and live there without anybody noticing I'm not local.

What would you do if you found a one way ticket to the Bahamas?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Call in sick and be on the beach the next day.

What would you do if you found yourself stranded in the Bahamas?

 

[9006]

Nothing, soak up the sun.

What would you do if you turned orange?