What Would You Do If?

[Shipster0958]

Probably pass out.

What would you do if you went to bed and had to plug yourself in to recharge?

 

[9006]

Haha, hope the electric doesn't go.

What would you do if you had to wear a top hat for the rest of your life?

 

[Shipster0958]

Buy a mustache.

What would you do if you could never use autocorrect again?

 

[9006]

Take a long time to respond.

What would you do if someone left a baby outside your door?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd try to find whoever left it.

What would you do if someone left a giraffe on your doorstep?

 

[9006]

Close the door and ring RSPCA.

What would you do if you lived the same day over and over like groundhog day?

 

[Shipster0958]

Probably go insane.

What would you do if you couldn't wake up but you were aware of that fact?

 

[9006]

Do what I want.

What would you do if you were in the matrix?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd download a ton of cool programs and be the new one.

What would you do if every time you saw someone you were attracted to you puked?

 

[9006]

Wake up from my South Park dream.

What would you do if you burst into flames every 8 hours?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd try to stay away from valuable things at that time.

What would you do if you had to start writing down everything you want to speak?

 

[9006]

Never speak.

What would you do if you hissed every time you heard something you dislike?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd check if I was an animal?

What would you do if you hiccup every time you speak?

 

[Scotsman]

Deal with it.

What would you do if you heard a dog speak to you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would stare at him and wonder if I'm dreaming.

What would you do if a cat sat in front of you and barked like a dog?

 

[Scotsman]

Bounce up and down, clap my hands like an over excited seal and shout 'again, again'.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and every door you opened led to the room you were in previously?

 

[Greb]

Wish I'd never watched Cube 2: Hypercube


What would you do if you discovered your blood was the cure for everything, but each drop shed gave you a random affliction?

 

[9006]

Not tell anyone.

What would you do if you had to post 1000 posts a day, otherwise you die?

 

[ladyforsaken]

You'll see me spam the forum with random posts and replies.

What would you do if you're being forced to eat something you don't like and can't refuse as it is an important dinner event?

 

[WishingWell]

Eat it slowly so I wouldn't get sick. (I did have to do this! I had to eat eel at an important event at someone's house and was being polite and took a bit of everything--stupid me--and felt I had to finish what was on my plate. UGH!)


What would you do if you won a million dollars, but could only keep it if you spent it within one month?