What Would You Do If?

[Rosebolt]

Spend it on a small house somewhere on the planet.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Where's your question Rosebolt??

 

[9006]

What would you do if you kissed me and your lips fused with mine?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would carry on..... and who knows what might happen after?

What would you do if I kissed you and we got stuck there?

 

[9006]

Isn't that the same question?? But I'd just carry on until I die or starvation, probably.

What would you do if you had an annoying ******* playing music next to you all the time?

 

[Shipster0958]

Get some earplugs.

What would you do if you couldn't stop burping in public?

 

[Scotsman]

Claim to be beat boxing.

What would you do if everything you opened had a spider lurking?

 

[9006]

I wouldn't be bothered.

What would you do if you were amazing at maths all of a sudden?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd get a really high paying job for it.

What would you do if your life suddenly resembled a very scary movie?

 

[Greb]

I'd probably wonder if I'd get royalties or not.

What would you do if I acquired ownership of this website?

 

[9006]

EDIT -

 

[ladyforsaken]

What would you do if I suddenly appeared at your doorstep one day?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd invite you in for a visit.

What would you do if you won a beauty pageant?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd cry.

What would you do if a kitten climbs on your back and doesn't want to let go?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd accept it and embrace the kitten as a part of me...until it **** on my back

What would you do if night became day and day became night?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd love it cos I think I am a night owl rather than a day bird.

What would you do if you were told you will be provided with money for the rest of your life?

 

[Edward W]

Blow out a huge sigh of relief!

What would you do if you had your own personal chauffeur?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Are you implying that you'd like to be one for me?

What would you do if you were locked in a room for 24 hours?

 

[Cavey]

This differs from my daily life how? I'd do the same as always...

What would you do if you woke up one morning to find you're the only human being on the planet?

 

[Edward W]

Get myself a Ferrari and house with a pool. But I'd be sad after a couple of days with no one to share it with.

What would you do if you woke up in a foreign city, you didn't know anyone and couldn't speak the language?